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vermont lasagna

vermont lasagna
a strange sexual position first discovered by someone from the sub-species country of Orland Norwega.

1. punch a guy in the face so he has a nose bleed.
2. make sure the woman is on "that time of the month".
3. lie the guy down so that he is facing upwards.
4. the woman then sits down on his face and gyrates her pelvic region in a circular fashion. (doing the sumo tap on the inside part of the legs before commencing is optional)
would you like a vermont lasagna for dinner?
vermont lasagna by Mr. Lasagna September 7, 2007

Hope ya like lasagna 

A warning to nearby friends or company, alerting them of the terrible upcoming odor you have just released.
Lance: The other day I was walking to class when....

Eric Sherman: WOW!

Lance: What?

Eric Sherman: Hope ya like lasagna.

Hope ya like lasagna by echo 9 December 14, 2007

Penis lasagna 

When you have sexual intercourse with a female that is on her period and also has gonnorhea. Ultimately resulting in a penis lasagna
Bro the girl I banged last night was on her period so I totally baked a fresh penis lasagna
Penis lasagna by BW2003 March 14, 2019

Latex Lasagna

The act of giving oral sex to a female after intercourse in which a condom is used.
Bob: Hey John! What did martha make for dinner last night?

John: Oh she didn't really cook anything, but i had a nice heaping serving of latex lasagna.
Latex Lasagna by ThatNeonSquirrel. February 18, 2011

Bitch lasagna

A special dish invented by famous youtuber Felix something something who goes by the name of Pewdiepie. It is supposed to be served fresh and hot and krispy to Tgay.
Here, let me serve you bitch lasagna.
Tseries ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna, look at Tseries they just cryin' for their mama.
Bitch lasagna by Lol gottem filthy February 24, 2019

Punching the Lasagna 

A male masturbation technique: Masturbating with a block of cheese until the penis bleeds.
Billy was punching the lasagna in the corner and began to cry.
Punching the Lasagna by Benobledark December 15, 2007