It's a fat ass person who holds they're 5 buck box from taco Bell while also holding they 20 piece Mc nuggets from McDonald's. They also way about as much as a bus...
by Yur a face October 13, 2019
Get the Lard-Assmug. 
An undesirable build up of grime in or around the vag. Usually down to poor hygiene or a yeast infection.
Mate 1: Becky wanted me to plate her but I couldn't ...
Mate 2: Why bruv?
Mate 1: Cos her backy pouch was smothered in Minge Lard mate...
Mate 2: Why bruv?
Mate 1: Cos her backy pouch was smothered in Minge Lard mate...
by Cothers Munt April 8, 2021
Get the minge lardmug. 
When some one who is so fat runs an mile they start to sweat lard, grease, and cooking oil.
The sweating of these materials can also happening by other extreme workouts. Usually excretes as ass sweat
The sweating of these materials can also happening by other extreme workouts. Usually excretes as ass sweat
Timmy: What happened to Bruce?
Billy: He ran a mile and now he's got a bad case of the "lard ass"
Bruce:(Sitting in a puddle of lard, grease, and cooking oil) Hakjwbdwebfawieubciawrfiwqciubudisclijcv9upgvpurvprvub
Timmy: What a lard ass.
Billy: He ran a mile and now he's got a bad case of the "lard ass"
Bruce:(Sitting in a puddle of lard, grease, and cooking oil) Hakjwbdwebfawieubciawrfiwqciubudisclijcv9upgvpurvprvub
Timmy: What a lard ass.
by stale cheerio May 30, 2018
Get the Lard Assmug. When a fat person says they are going to rush and or be quick at something, when in reality they take a really long time.
Liam: "I'm going to lard rush to the shops, want anything?"
Joe: "Cornetto"
Liam: "Ok, I will be 5 minutes"
Joe: "Liam you've just got back, it's been an hour and a half"
Joe: "Cornetto"
Liam: "Ok, I will be 5 minutes"
Joe: "Liam you've just got back, it's been an hour and a half"
by FlexibleEwe7 May 1, 2021
Get the Lard Rushmug. by Flying avocado0712 October 7, 2021
Get the B-Lardmug.