Definitions by Kadoodlebob
Larding
The act of extreme, almost performative laziness, expressed by lying or slouching so relaxed and spread out that one appears excessively heavy or inert.
A state of indulgent inactivity: doing nothing productive, often idly consuming content, or otherwise rotting away.
A state of indulgent inactivity: doing nothing productive, often idly consuming content, or otherwise rotting away.
"I planned to do something today, but I ended up larding around for three hours instead."
"Jonathan is such a larder. He never wants to do anything."
"I don’t feel like doing anything today. I just wanna lard around."
"Jonathan is such a larder. He never wants to do anything."
"I don’t feel like doing anything today. I just wanna lard around."
Larding by Kadoodlebob January 13, 2026