Egg Laying Goose

A really bad golf shot or a really pathetic golf team in Wilmington DE.

After driving several golf balls into a pond, the huge grey goose flew off and layed an egg in mid-air.

What an Egg Laying Goose! Want to take a mulligan?

by Semore-Hineys May 5, 2009

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lady leaping

Male equivalent of homie hopping. To move from one girl to another within a friend group.

Don't mess with him, he always be lady leaping.

by Natty Heavy December 27, 2016

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urethra lapping

a female licking the urethra of a penis to generate more semen which can be an antidepressant.

The housewife was urethra lapping her historical husband to up her well-being.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

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Adult larping

It doesn't mean adults who are larping. Adult larping is just like regular larping except real sex is included in the game play. It's a from of advanced sex games.

I'm into adult larping.

by leonardo draculay July 26, 2021

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Gas lamping

When you gaslight someone into thinking the real term is “gas lamping”

Friend- “dude I was totally gaslighting this guy earlier…”
You- “I think the correct term is actually gas lamping.”
Friend- “what? No it’s not.”
You- “uh yeah it is. What are you stupid or something? It’s gas lamping.”

by pancakehandler July 10, 2022

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The Leaping Gazelle

The Leaping Gazelle astounds observers with its graceful leaps and agile movements. This remarkable creature embodies a perfect balance of power and grace, leaving a lasting impression on all who witness its breathtaking prowess. The leaping gazelle is able to grasp new heights with its outlandish vertical jump, his hand-eye coordination when it comes to athletic performance in sports is also something not seen before. Leaping gazelles not only are a freak of nature in terms of athletic performance but they are also hung like a horse, dominating every "Asian B*tch who wanted to h00k up with them" and another truly attractive target by the name of 'SAO'. Some Leaping Gazelles also make their way up the ranks to further achieve 'Stud Muffin' status. This is done through a variety of acts and courageous performances to truly prove their prowess. Acts such as hiding behind bins, getting ones ock wet whilst watching the popular children's film, 'Zootopia', and always staying drippy through a collection of cool shirts, such as "STRAIGHT OUTTA DA POOL". Once a gazelle achieves Stud Muffin rank, they are able to mate with the queen bee of the jungle, the elegant and very much wanted, Pigeon. The leaping gazelle is able to mate with the pigeon and dominate her just as a stud muffin would. Romance such as HSP dates, Movie dates, and "gm x + gn x" is something of which a stud muffin must uphold to keep the pigeon at his fingertips, ready to be satisfied by the ring of a bell.

"The Leaping Gazelle roars above the pack displaying his athletic ability in the profession AFL"

by red imposter (sussy) July 17, 2023

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