Landon

Beautiful, handsome man/boy with beautiful eyes, usually brown but sometimes greenishblue. Amazing boyfriend. Caring, but can be a dick to his friends. His friends usually dont care because hes good at telling jokes.

Damn, you got Landon as your bf? Hes hot.

by Res0 June 7, 2018

The Black Lagoon

The place where the creature came from, stupid!

See: The Creature from the Black Lagoon

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 25, 2007

Eugene Lang

A school located in New York that focuses on liberal arts.

To go to this school you must:
- Smoke
- Whine about politics without doing anything
- Know at least one hipster
- be able to use the word 'gentrification' in a sentence
- try to look different, ie look like everyone else at the school
- be pathetically PC
- be liberal
- extra points if you're gay

see also liberal arts, New York, intelligent slackers

Eugene Lang is a great school, but is nothing like the real world.

by CigaretteGirl May 3, 2005

Landover Baptist

A fantastic parody site that pokes fun at ultra-conservative fundamentalist Christians.

Recent articles include "The Pope's Message From Hell" and "Inside the Sick Mind of George Lucas."

Hilarious, but also disturbing due to the fact that there are people out there who would probably wholeheartedly agree with the majority of the material on this site.

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

Francis bought a "Love Me or Burn!" Jesus button from the Landover Baptist Store.

by camry July 16, 2008

Poon Lagoon

A place with lots of beautiful women.

Dude, this place is filled with hotties. It's like a poon lagoon!

I was just swimming in that poon lagoon.

There is a bevy of beautiful women here; it's a poon lagoon if you will.

by Special 'K' March 1, 2008

Lando Calrissian

Verb. A sex act involving one conniving bastard (the male) and one dumb bitch (the dumb bitch).

1. Get a girl to your room, start fucking her.

2. In the middle of it, call her dad with her cellphone.

3. Leave after you have FUCKED her.

Dude, I totally Lando Calrissianned Marissa the other day. Her dad was PISSED.

by Clinton Russel November 26, 2011

Landon

An uglyass inbred bitch ass hoe who has the IQ of a rock

I'm going to kill myself
It gets better at least you're not a Landon

by 1.2.3@bc April 15, 2020