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Larden

Tough guy who never forgets who fucked him up - dangerous mother-fucker.
by Handy Man April 7, 2005
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laid a brick

To excrete human waste from the anus, often in an unintended location.

see also: dump
"ah man i just laid a brick in da bogs"
by samstorm December 5, 2004
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Getting Laid

Tom said he was getting laid at a party, and by that, i mean sex, in a vagina, not just a blow job or a hand job
by Teachyoualesson July 23, 2008
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Lardass

As in "Pulling a Lardass".

Avowing to a web community that you are leaving them all for good, and then returning the very next day apologetic or under a new handle. Attestations of "I'm Leaving! I'm Leaving!" usually accompany this behavior.
Mike: "Man- I have GOT to quit this website, I am gonna get fired!"

Bob: "Ah. Pulling a Lardass, I see"
by Scott Lindeman November 8, 2006
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lardass ninja

1. A fat person who refuses to go on a diet and thinks they're cool (when they really aren't).
2. A fat person who believes they have super powers or special abilities (like ninjas) and act like it by leaping around in tight spandex clothing. Note: People can become permanently or temporarily blinded when this action occurs, but it really depends on how much exposure they are subjected to.
Lardass Ninja: I have supah powah! I will defeat you with my Poke of Doom!
Hank: Gosh you lardass ninja, you look like an extremely obese one-legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond! Stop it, I'm gonna throw up if you keep doing that! AHHH! MY EYES! THEY'RE BLEEDING!! *spurt*
by Alex September 1, 2008
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laardvark

n. - a human of diminutive yet rotund stature; usu. with limbs much smaller than the ratio their size would imply as natural; likeness seen best when they are leaning over everyone's plate at dinner with their stubby arms propped on the table

pronunciation: lard'-vark
Look at all those laardvarks leaving that diabetes info class.

Get your own, laardvark!
by sadjitarius March 23, 2008
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tub-o-lard

An extremely obese and/or heavyset person. See Michael Moore.
Oh my god, have you seen tub-o-lard's latest crapumentary?
by Ares July 23, 2004
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