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Tom said he was getting laid at a party, and by that, i mean sex, in a vagina, not just a blow job or a hand job
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Avowing to a web community that you are leaving them all for good, and then returning the very next day apologetic or under a new handle. Attestations of "I'm Leaving! I'm Leaving!" usually accompany this behavior.
Avowing to a web community that you are leaving them all for good, and then returning the very next day apologetic or under a new handle. Attestations of "I'm Leaving! I'm Leaving!" usually accompany this behavior.
Mike: "Man- I have GOT to quit this website, I am gonna get fired!"
Bob: "Ah. Pulling a Lardass, I see"
Bob: "Ah. Pulling a Lardass, I see"
by Scott Lindeman November 8, 2006
Get the Lardass mug.1. A fat person who refuses to go on a diet and thinks they're cool (when they really aren't).
2. A fat person who believes they have super powers or special abilities (like ninjas) and act like it by leaping around in tight spandex clothing. Note: People can become permanently or temporarily blinded when this action occurs, but it really depends on how much exposure they are subjected to.
2. A fat person who believes they have super powers or special abilities (like ninjas) and act like it by leaping around in tight spandex clothing. Note: People can become permanently or temporarily blinded when this action occurs, but it really depends on how much exposure they are subjected to.
Lardass Ninja: I have supah powah! I will defeat you with my Poke of Doom!
Hank: Gosh you lardass ninja, you look like an extremely obese one-legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond! Stop it, I'm gonna throw up if you keep doing that! AHHH! MY EYES! THEY'RE BLEEDING!! *spurt*
Hank: Gosh you lardass ninja, you look like an extremely obese one-legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond! Stop it, I'm gonna throw up if you keep doing that! AHHH! MY EYES! THEY'RE BLEEDING!! *spurt*
by Alex September 1, 2008
Get the lardass ninja mug.n. - a human of diminutive yet rotund stature; usu. with limbs much smaller than the ratio their size would imply as natural; likeness seen best when they are leaning over everyone's plate at dinner with their stubby arms propped on the table
pronunciation: lard'-vark
pronunciation: lard'-vark
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