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Rat ladder

A ladder for rats to climb to stuff
Want rats in a trash bin? Then use a rat ladder!
by Qorptocx March 22, 2019
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Banter Ladder

A ranked ladder describing whom the author would most like to fuck within a group/league and/or club
''I can't believe I'm ranked 3 in the Banter Ladder'
'Congrats mate, Luke must really like you'
by PremierBananaman May 22, 2017
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trencling Ladder

How idiot recruits at BFRS finish the ladder portion of their module.
“Hey, can I copy the ladder questions from your modules?” “Trencling ladder, sounds wrong but fuck it I’ll go with it.”
by Chief6161 April 4, 2022
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ladder of dicks

To achieve career ambition, one often has to climb the corporate ladder, or the'ladder of dicks', wanking off every rung as you climb, tasting the pearls of success.
The phrase derives from the french 'La L'addere au phallu' and was widely referenced in french aristocratic circles during the period of the french revolution (1789-1799) when it was necessary to protect ones family by wanking off the guillotinere while climbing the scaffold to avoid certain excution.
Andreas: oh man today was so full on
Phil: how so?
Andreas: I had to submit all the shit today and buy the boss a beer

Phil: ahh I see, so your climbing the ladder of dicks I see, soon you'll have a pearly white corporate smile like the rest of them.
by 3Dolphins February 23, 2018
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