A shower just a little hotter than comfortable that results in a red/pink afterglow not unlike a cooked lobster.
by b-13 January 09, 2014
by Jack York April 09, 2013
When you place an entire stick of butter in a girls ass crack then eat it after it melts. The brand and type of butter are up to you but it must eaten hands free county fair bobbing for apples style.
by websters-dick-ionary October 01, 2021
Dude...you are such a douche-lobster! I dont think you could count your balls and come up with the same number twice!
by snark2468 December 01, 2013
Pete and Bessie were finished with their lobster tails, and looking for remnants in the pot, but all they found was lobster schwag.
by Benny123 April 15, 2012
Red Lobster (noun) - Tape a girl's hands up around her thumb and fingers so they are like claws. Then repeatedly make her angry with insults while smacking her lightly around the cheeks with your penis until she gets good and red. Then as you about to ejaculate, stand over her and draw some butter from your member.
Yo man, my bitch wouldn't shut the fuck up last night about watching "Say Yes to The Dress", so I tied her up and gave her a Red Lobster.
by Jack N Jit June 25, 2017
When you're having anal sex with a girl which she finds too painful and her anus clenches tightly on you penis pinching it like a lobster claw.
"Dude, did you get anal off your girl last night?"
"Yeah but I went too deep and her brown lobster squeezed on me so tight it hurts when I pee!"
"Yeah but I went too deep and her brown lobster squeezed on me so tight it hurts when I pee!"
by ChristmasPartySam January 09, 2010