Lobster Week

What you say right before you are about to cum.

On Jah, I’m about to cum. LOBSTER WEEK!

by Wiener Bob January 11, 2021

lobster style

It means to smash. I’m either a sexual or non-sexual way

Example:
"Jerry lobster styled Ryan in Valorant, she got cooked"
Or
"Kim wants to do Anna lobster style"

by Al Val April 10, 2021

Lobster hickey

A hickey from a person with a gap between their front teeth so large that the result resembles a lobster.

Lara grinned and Landon giggled … Kevin caught a glimpse of his fresh lobster hickey and knew they were dating.

by Oreosgirlfriend December 27, 2021

Merciful lobster

Pretty much anyone named Matthias

Wow Matthias is such a merciful lobster

by The man of Paul February 4, 2022

Lobster Roll

When you place an entire stick of butter in a girls ass crack then eat it after it melts. The brand and type of butter are up to you but it must eaten hands free county fair bobbing for apples style.

I have no butter in my house after 3 lobster rolls with Lauren and now I have high cholesterol.

by websters-dick-ionary October 1, 2021

Red Lobster

Red Lobster (noun) - Tape a girl's hands up around her thumb and fingers so they are like claws. Then repeatedly make her angry with insults while smacking her lightly around the cheeks with your penis until she gets good and red. Then as you about to ejaculate, stand over her and draw some butter from your member.

Yo man, my bitch wouldn't shut the fuck up last night about watching "Say Yes to The Dress", so I tied her up and gave her a Red Lobster.

by Jack N Jit June 25, 2017

Brown Lobster

When you're having anal sex with a girl which she finds too painful and her anus clenches tightly on you penis pinching it like a lobster claw.

"Dude, did you get anal off your girl last night?"

"Yeah but I went too deep and her brown lobster squeezed on me so tight it hurts when I pee!"

by ChristmasPartySam January 9, 2010