lobster head

a shameful thing

It's a shameful thing, lobster head.

by Too many limes August 22, 2011

lobbo

Derogatory term for lobster. A creature known to be the living embodiment of fecal matter and a known enemy to all shrimpé-kind. Lobsters are known tricksters and will decieve you if not handled properly. If encountered, boil at all costs.

Those filthy fucking lobbo better lay they filthy claws off me shrimpé. hhhhh

by Shrimp December 4, 2016

Lobeless Cunt

Term used to described a fucking ugly bloke who is deformed and is missing an earlobe. In general, people dont like lobeless cunts and they can be dangerous mythical creatures. The missing earlobe is often the result of the father eating the baby's earlobe, making this person disabled

Liam: Oi geoff
Geoff: What do you want you fucking lobeless cunt dog
Liam: What happened to my earlobe?
Geoff: Got hungry a while back

by BigMarto November 16, 2020

It's not a lobster

When you have something and you think it is a lobster, but then you realize that it in fact not a lobster.

Hey Blake what is this? Well it's not a lobster.

by ImNotALobster June 7, 2017

lobby fever

When your in a match-making lobby with your friends and you cant find a game. Usually comes with your friends constantly talking about shit that doesn't matter, thus causing a migraine like headache.

UBERxSN1PES: Hey, did you see last nights American Idol?
PROxMLG: Hell Ya I love that show!
BIGDEAL: Fuck, We lost Fern.
Soviet: Im getting lobby fever!

by OccupiedFern July 8, 2010

lobeing

To deeply connect with another human being. Feeling known, mind melding, being understood, being seen, and speaking without talking are all elements of lobeing.

The lobeing was unparalleled, and we were high from the conversation as we drove across the great expanse of desert.

by playapepper July 11, 2014

Lobstarpro

A man that has a very bad YouTube channel. Also a man that smells like a pepperoni sandwich without the crust.

He smells like a Lobstarpro

by JeffreyisSTINKY April 16, 2019