When you have something and you think it is a lobster, but then you realize that it in fact not a lobster.
by ImNotALobster June 07, 2017
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is the performing of the shocker to two different women at the same time.
Ahern had to wash his hands after administering the lobster to those two older women in vegas.
by kook February 17, 2005
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Phoebe Buffay's theory that lobsters link claws and mate for life.

The person you are supposed to be with the rest of your life.
Phoebe: (in reference to Ross and Rachel) hang in there, it's gonna happen
Ross: Okay, now how do you know that?
Phoebe: Because she's your lobster.. come on your guys, it's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. ... you can actually see old lobster couples walking around their tank holding claws
by ohitssunny February 28, 2010
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When you jerk someone off with and oven mitt.
Susan likes lobstering Seth in between taking muffins out of the oven.
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Your true love that you will always go back to = see "Friends" the TV program, Pheobe calls Ross Rachels lobster.
You are my lobster
He is my lobster
She is my lobster
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someone who owns your heart. cannot switch lobster. one person for life.
by ccccc28 August 23, 2011
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Slather on some SPF when going out in the sun otherwise you'll end up with a case of Lobsteritis!
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