stuff a loaf

to bone somebody in the asshole

"Hey Jeff, when I go home imma stuff a loaf."

by d1rty m1ke and the b0ys October 19, 2011

burning a loaf

Burning a loaf. A human defecation that follows a large and particularly spice-laden meal that emits a complex aroma with notes of tar and smoldering rubber.

Shad, where have you been?

—I was off burning a loaf after stuffing myself st the Indian buffet.

by aretegroup December 23, 2017

Sandwich-loafing

Sandwich-loafing: when two bodies engaged in an amorous act are slapped together with something in between them, such as an item of clothing or a sheet.

"The nervous newlyweds were so eager to consummate that they were sandwich-loafing all night in the honeymoon suite."

by Sylvie T January 08, 2021

Power Loaf

Is when you sit on the toilet and take a huge shit and the turd is harder than a cinderblock or a brick and it gets stuck like a blockage and it feels like your asshole is going to tear apart but then it comes out and creates a massive splash in the toilet bowl.

After 3 days Mike started the protein shake diet he went to the bathroom to pinch off a power loaf.

by JustinCredible H August 05, 2020

Chocolate loaf

A type of poo comparably in texture, size and colour to a loaf of seeded bread

It's weight may differ when compared, however this usually depends on the amount of lead dust you have consumed beforehand

My asshole went from a cheerio to a manhole cover after that chocolate loaf!
So that's why there was a slimy loaf of bread in the urinal

by Reggiedownthestreet January 16, 2022

Cooter Loaf

a vagina that is so crusty and dry that it is left in loaf form

"Damn Jess, if you needed to borrow the Crisco to moisten your cooter loaf why didn't you just ask"

by sam and junk March 28, 2009

Snuggle loaf

A word to describe a pet that loves human of other animal interaction.

Tyler: "Milo's cat is so cute and friendly!"
Fred: "I know! She's such a snuggle loaf!"

by FelixIsConfused April 24, 2022