A.P.A.L

the almighty point and laugh
How to: stand in a sideways stancewith your right foot behind he left then pivot on left foot while you pick it up and move it in front of you stomp down extend right arm point and laugh

The A.P.A.L will make anyone look like a fool

by SSV June 2, 2005

P.I.L.F

Prince I'd like to fuck.

This term has recently gotten much attention due to all of the handsome princes at Kate Middleton's wedding to Prince William.

"Well William may be married, but Prince Harry is a P.I.L.F.

by Lulu tink May 22, 2011

P.I.L.F

Prince I'd like to fuck.

Prince Charming is a P.I.L.F.

by Hedij May 26, 2011

L.A.R.P. kiss

When someone is asleep, and you are to put your tongue into thier ear.

"Jessica just gave Mark a L.A.R.P. kiss."

by STONE2 October 1, 2005

V.P.I.L.F.

A Vice-President I would like to f***. One who is gloriously banging and will bring change to this nation by making 13 year old boys avid fans of Presidential Politics

"Dude did you see McCain's vp pick?"

"Yeah man Sarah Palin's banging, a real V.P.I.L.F."

by V.P.I.L.F. lover October 25, 2008

L-I-M-P

A person who has nothing going for them, who feeds off other people. Can't support their kids or even themselves, who is a lying, cheating and conniving individual.

Girl, did you finally get rid of that L-I-M-P?

Who, Matt?

by Knight009 July 12, 2017

L.A.M.P

L.A.M.P (aka “look at my peanut”) is an acronym for Look at My Peanut.

Person 1: Hey bro can you L.A.M.P?
Person 2: yeah sure
Person 1: wow gay

by InsertedFailed March 28, 2020