Kristen

She is glorious; she smells as if she had been prancing through a bed of fragrant flowers, her lively face glows as if her inward beauty is always shining through.
No one has never seen such brilliance, coming from a wonderful young woman, and of which exudes such exquisiteness. Her attractiveness is the greatest and most splendiferous gift that one could grant and it also comes in the greatest form, abundance. The absolute loveliness and loving that she has for others surpasses any other. Aphrodite was the goddess of love, but she seems to surpass the true passion of love.

Kristen I want to be forever in your loving embrace.

by _the_one_RC February 4, 2010

shittin' kittens

verb

1) To be amazed at an event, usually appalled or disgusted by it.

2) To find yourself in a strange or frightening situation.

1) When Jenny gave me a blumpkin I started shittin' kittens. (pardon the pun).


2) I was shittin' kittens when the cop asked if I had any yay.

by Matth March 3, 2004

Kristen

1. E-karma's Queen.
2. Extremely nice person.
3. Awesome

Sal: Kristen is od cool
Mat: Yeah, she is the bee's knees.
Sam: Yeah, she's in no way a wazzock
Kristen: What?

by TheSLIP December 9, 2008

kitten fister

to fist a small baby cat. for a visual, think kitten mittens.

I can't believe he cheated on me, that kitten fister!

by MirKat January 1, 2008

Kitten

The embodiment of pure evil. Most breeds have sharp talons on each foot, fangs sharp enough to sever a head, a tail powerful enough to break a human in half, and can breath fire. Thought to be of the Felis catus family (which became extinct 25 trillion years ago), they are however, a completely different species most likely not of this earth. Known best for the uncanny ability to garner as much attention and affection from everything around it for no apparent reason other than to entrance the viewer into falling at its every whim. It is not known how or why kittens possess this ability, and is a big controversial topic in today's society. Research has shown some evidence supporting the idea of this "Death Gaze" as a way to extract a portion of it's victims soul for sustenance. Once the kitten has reached it's critical soul threshold, it then encases itself in a cocoon of human baby flesh and emerges a full grown beast we know as a cat. This new body that this "cat" possesses is so immensely powerful, they become lazy bastards, eating every conceivable thing in sight, sleeping on neighbors cars, and only wants attention when it needs to recharge by collecting more human souls.

Unsuspecting victim: "Aww, a cute baby kitten!"
Kitten: "Meow!"
Unsuspecting victim: *dead*

by Sean McAwesome January 20, 2009

kitten

(n) Term of coolness for a female from the 1950's and still used in rockabilly circles.

She's a rockin' kitten

Look at that hot kitten over there

by magickmark September 2, 2005

Kristen Stewart

Sadly, a rising star in these dark times for choosing terrible new actors. In all of her movies she either acts as a spoiled brat that you want to punch in the face, or some weird emo chick that you still want to punch in the face. She can easily ruin a movie when having a lead role.

Thank god Kristen Stewart had a very minor role in Into the Wild, I was ready to turn the movie off in response to her poser emo act.

by adudeplayinadude January 16, 2009