Reverse Knittle

When you have intercourse with such an atrocious person that your dick literally turns inside out.

That sex was so awful that I REVERSE KNITTLE’D

by Donkonio V2 March 2, 2025

Nairobi knitting circle

Where three or more people sit naked on the floor, toes interlocked, while pleasuring themselves and making clocking noises

My wife and I participated in a nairobi knitting circle with two other couples last night

by chops1015 January 16, 2026

Tunisian Knit & Kindle "Ring of Fire" Flicker Goon Technique

The act of an ancient technique used by Tunisian Monks in the early days of the Phoenician wars. They would use a sewing needle and kindle, as well as a flammable substance to create a "ring of fire", strengthening battle spirits before going to war. It involves the sewing of of the tip to the scrotum, then entrancing it with a great flame, one said to never go out. Often paired with great drumrolls in a ancient sanctuary of many other goon techniques, such as French Flicker Gooning and Master Hendrick "Goonmeister" Abel V's signature technique, the founder of the first Flicker Goon Technique.

"I'm entering this years Goon Games with the Tunisian Knit & Kindle "Ring of Fire" Flicker Goon Technique! Wish me luck!"

"Good luck man, I'm sure you'll win this one!"

by nblitzed December 21, 2025

Lost my knitting pattern at a WI Gin tasting

Code used in Plymouth chemsex party circles to mean losing an anal toy in an orifice.

I can't come out tonight, still sore. lost my knitting pattern at a WI Gin tasting...

by JannerDyke June 24, 2019

Get on with your own knitting

An east Anglian English alternative for 'mind your own business'. Especially used by the older generation - and knitters.

Kevin: "Mate, you are making that pasta all wrong, you add pasta to sauce not sauce to pasta".
Derik: "Kevin, why don't get on with your own knitting unless you want to make dinner".

by TobEyEuz May 19, 2015

Stink Is A Word Backwards And It Is KnitS

Stink Is A Word Backwards And It Is KnitS

Stink Is A Word Backwards And It Is KnitS

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025