kiss a donkey

cure for bad breath; cure for dental problems

In medieval times, it was believed that to kiss a donkey was all it took to get rid of bad breath or stop a tooth ache.

by talk2me-JCH2 May 9, 2022

boob-kiss

It is when a girl unknowingly lets her breast or "boob" touch one's cheek or lips

Dude, when Melissa hugged me while I was sitting down,she boob-kissed me! SWEET!!!

by JULESMAR September 30, 2008

kiss virgin

Kiss Virgin is a phrase made up to mean you have never been kissed. Like virgin means you've never had sex.

im a kiss virgin, ive never been kissed.

by crystal e December 21, 2008

punch-kiss

when you are equal amounts of mad & turned on by someone

I was so mad at Shaun but he's such a good kisser...I really want to punch-kiss him

by bffwav October 11, 2010

vape kiss

When you blow a vape cloud into someone else's face.

Nikki vape kissed Lexi at the party last night!

by Lord_Nikki_G January 18, 2016

side kiss

A smooch delivered to the side of a phallus, without engaging in oral penetration.

Just wag your gooseneck, and Kenny will take the hint and plant a side kiss on your junk.

by Poodlebutt February 3, 2016

Underwear Kisses

A Navy buddy of mine, Don Armstrong (RIP buddy) had terrible hemorrhoids-- they would bleed and make perfect doll-sized kiss marks inside his underwear.

Don's Wife: "Don! You sick fuck! Did you pay a midget to wear lipstick and kiss your goddamn underwear?"
Don: "No honey... those are from my hemorrhoids."
Don's Wife: "... you mean this is actually... blood?"
Don: "It's best to think of them as Underwear Kisses."

by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker August 3, 2018