keystone

Cheap beer, it's actually coors light brewed 1/1,000,000 of a degree of thus decreasing the beverage in value so it's about 10 bucks a case.

I drank a bunch of keystone and I wrecked my car into that nukkas crib homie!

by the big neptizzle August 14, 2003

Keaton

A complete, and unparalleled arrogant person who cannot seem to get over him/herself

John: Sup man, want to hang out?
Keaton: No, Im too cool bro

by loldom November 8, 2013

keaton

is a really bad fortnite player

im better than u at fortnite keaton is a really bad fortnite player

by im better then u at fortnite January 22, 2019

keltons mom

The hottest milf I've ever seen! Love to have sex with her!

Keltons mom sexy

by milflover November 5, 2013

keystone

The central wedge-shaped stone of an arch that locks its parts together.

Without the keystone the arch would fall down.

by meep116 August 11, 2006

Keaton

Dat fucking nonce that u sit next to and get raped by

oh ur a keaton

by That fsdifngfuisgtfghvhn July 9, 2018

Keaton

Keaton is more frequently used as a boys name however, when you come across a girl named Keaton it is very special. For Keaton is usually very smart, pretty, and funny. That’s not all though. She also seems to rub off as a tad bit witty and rude but, once you get to know her, she is gorgeous. Inside and out. So, if you’re ever lucky enough to meet a girl named Keaton, stick around.

“See that girl over there? Thats Keaton”
“Wow! Shes stunning”

by Markie January 3, 2019