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Kelly Clarkson

An extremity uttered in desperation when a man is having his chest hair waxed.
From The 40-Year-Old Virgin

Andy: having chest hair waxed YOOOOWW! NIPPLE FUCK! KELLY CLARKSON!
by Balfdor January 4, 2007
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Kelly Clarkson

The first American Idol winner, and also the only one who actually shows up in music videos and managed to be sucessful. Although, despite her singing ability, she only seems to sing a few rock songs that sound completely unlike the songs she sang on American Idol.
Kelly Clarkson is probably under contract to sing these songs.
by FlareNUKE October 1, 2006
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Hot ass bitch that everyone wants but can't have. Women go les for and gay men go straight for. Classy bitch with soft ass skin and the best smile. Damn fine. Has the ability to fuck you silly. Will leave you wanting more but you can't have any. Tells you to suck it and you'll hope she means literally and that she'll let you--she won't. Puts on your jeans and looks better in them than you. Perfect ass. Also has the shiniest mother effin hair. Overall Sexy mofo.
Guy: That chick is the sexiest thing I've ever seen...how...how do I describe her???

Guy's friend: Dude, she's clearly a Kelly.
by slide.intomyroom April 14, 2010
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Kelly Clarkson

1. American Idol Winner

2. A characteristic of or pertaining to a person who uses their 15 minutes of fame to become extremely successful, but slowly loses supporters due to a torrential output of obnoxious, repetitive songs about the opposite sex's disinterest in their rapidly-inflating ego/body.

3. Someone who USED to weigh less than 300 lbs.
1. Kelly Clarkson won American Idol a long time ago... Cool.

2. Taylor Swift used to make some pretty good songs, but lately they have been kind of obnoxious. She still has a nice body though, I hope she doesn't Kelly Clarkson.

3. Why is there an obese 40-year-old at the bar in a tight high-school football jersey? He must have Kelly Clarkson'ed over a decade ago!
by Pepper drinks Budweiser June 21, 2012
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Virgin angel. Trust me you will not be getting any....
"Kelly, why is she so pure!"
"He did this"
by gheudf2324 May 31, 2011
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THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, NICE, HONEST, CAREING, SWEET, GIRL YOU COULD EVER MEET. AND GLAD SHES MINE.
NICO'S GURL IS SUCHA KELLY 5.20.11<3
by 5.20.11 July 4, 2011
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Most wonderful person to chat with.
Check Kerstin for other meanings...
Kelly said: I drove my car against a wall, and I was like roflomfg
by Big89 December 25, 2007
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