Kentucky Sundial

The action of moving your boner from the 6 o'clock position to the 12 o'clock position and tucking it into your waistband, to avoid the embarrassment of showing your spam javelin in public.

Duuuude I had to give myself a Kentucky Sundial before I went up to the chalkboard to do that math problem!

by jdizzzzz April 28, 2020

Kentucky thumb

Kentucky thumb, the act of blowing your firearm up with an old army round and inserting your thumb into the wound to stop the bleeding

Did you see the AK-50?
Ya right before the Kentucky thumb.

by Lemomlimepie6 May 21, 2021

The Kentucky Plug

An instance where you use your thumb to plug an orifice from "leaking" too much.

Things were getting hot and heavy with Megan last night so I had to give her The Kentucky Plug to keep the sheets from getting soaked.

by R3a1ityD31usion May 20, 2021

Kentucky Plug

When she hits her period during sex and you plug Satan's waterfall with your thumb, a la Kentucky Ballistics' Scott

"Man, she got her period while we were fucking"
Scott: "Did you give her the Kentucky Plug?"
"What?!"
Scott: "Stick a thumb in it"

by SolidBoi May 20, 2021

Kentucky plug

Stick a thumb in it

Getting the old kentucky plug tonight, no slap rounds needed

by Kentucky 50 cal May 20, 2021

Kentucky Slider

diarrhea contracted after eating fried chicken or some other form of fast food

Person 1: This is some good chicken man... oh shit! *runs to bathroom*

Person 2: Looks like Kevin's got himself a kentucky slider.

by sgsdgsdgaetwesdfsdfw September 27, 2010

The Kentucky Plug

When you've pounded her ass so hard that's she's got seapage so you switch you the pink and shove your thumb in the stink.

Bro-Vet 1: Dude her ass started leaking so I had to stop.

Bro-Vet 2: Naw dude. Next time switch holes and give her The Kentucky Plug.

by Chester McHandsy May 20, 2021