Kentucky SludgeFest

Where said african americans masturbates in a circle and throws feces at each other.

Awh man that Kentucky SludgeFest last night was crazy it took me hours to wash myself off!

by Puffy Nipples Mcgee July 06, 2012

Stearns Kentucky

A derogatory term for Stearns County. An extremely white trash shithole in central Minnesota known for its obesity, alcoholism, transparent racism and most famously Stearns County Syndrome. Includes Saint Cloud and many surrounding communities.

Why the hell do half of the trucks on this town have Confederate flag in the back window? We're 1,000 miles from the closest Confederate state?

It's Stearns Kentucky, what do you expect?

by AsteRexxx October 14, 2018

Kentucky Sundial

The action of moving your boner from the 6 o'clock position to the 12 o'clock position and tucking it into your waistband, to avoid the embarrassment of showing your spam javelin in public.

Duuuude I had to give myself a Kentucky Sundial before I went up to the chalkboard to do that math problem!

by jdizzzzz April 28, 2020

Kentucky favor

Being felated by someone with a mouthful of bourbon.

Peter DeFazio calls for audit into Elaine Chao's alleged Kentucky favors

by NeverLookBothWays October 15, 2019

Kentucky Strangler

When a guys package is grabbed, twisted, and pulled.

When Ben was hitting on Tim's sister, Tim gave Ben a Kentucky Strangler.

by DudeWithAFace February 03, 2017

Kentucky Sunshine

A (delicious) cocktail made with one part Kentucky Bourbon and 1 part lemonade.

Mmmmmm I could really go for a Kentucky Sunshine on this hot ass afternoon- Danielle's Grandpappy

by Knuckleberry Zing August 17, 2013

Kentucky Plug

When she hits her period during sex and you plug Satan's waterfall with your thumb, a la Kentucky Ballistics' Scott

"Man, she got her period while we were fucking"
Scott: "Did you give her the Kentucky Plug?"
"What?!"
Scott: "Stick a thumb in it"

by SolidBoi May 20, 2021