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kentucky poet

Bourbon whiskey. Although bourbon can be made anywhere in the United States, it is most associated with the county in Kentucky where it gets its name. This phrase is a reference to the tendency of bourbon to speak more openly and feel more freely, much the way poetry makes one feel.
Me and Big Dave we’re sitting around sipping on some Kentucky Poet.
by Jedaniels94 July 19, 2019
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Kentucky Poorboy

When you use someone elses’s hand for masturbatory purposes. They just sit there unmoving & limp while you grasp your hand around theirs and use it to beat your meat abrasively.
Brandon let Anthony use his hand for a Kentucky Poorboy, so he could feel what a full size hand feels like in the bathroom stall..
by xoxoeleo November 9, 2019
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Kentucky favor

Being felated by someone with a mouthful of bourbon.
Peter DeFazio calls for audit into Elaine Chao's alleged Kentucky favors
by NeverLookBothWays October 15, 2019
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Kentucky Strangler

When a guys package is grabbed, twisted, and pulled.
When Ben was hitting on Tim's sister, Tim gave Ben a Kentucky Strangler.
by DudeWithAFace February 2, 2017
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Kentucky Bumpfire

1) The practice of doing bumpfire or bumpfiring a semi-automatic rifle by needlessly, inefficiently and probably unsafely having a buddy stand behind you and pull the stock of your slinged rifle. 2) Any needless, inefficient and unsafe variation on standard shooting protocol usually thought up by two (almost always male) friends when they have more ammo than targets or good sense. See, Kentucky Windage.
Hey, why is that guy using himself as a bipod for his buddy's AR?
Hmm...That right there, son, is some serious Kentucky Bumpfire.
by Tin Hat Kippah December 20, 2020
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Kentucky SludgeFest

Where said african americans masturbates in a circle and throws feces at each other.
Awh man that Kentucky SludgeFest last night was crazy it took me hours to wash myself off!
by Puffy Nipples Mcgee July 8, 2012
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Kentucky Sunshine

A (delicious) cocktail made with one part Kentucky Bourbon and 1 part lemonade.
Mmmmmm I could really go for a Kentucky Sunshine on this hot ass afternoon- Danielle's Grandpappy
by Knuckleberry Zing August 19, 2013
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