Keith Rowley

A strong willed black man who's job is to drain a country of everything it has, a true dictator and has a love for bad roads. Many people still love him altho he can makes things hard.

Keith Rowley made Trinidad not a Real Place

Rowley 1 : Dont jackass the scene

Rowley 2 : Who dead, dead

by Trinidadian4life March 17, 2023

Keith Lee Effect

When Keith Lee (tiktoker) reviews either small restaurants or huge corporation(s) food and (if positive) results in a massive increase in sales of the restaurant

Person 1: Hey, did you see that restaurant get the Keith Lee Effect?

Person 2: Yeah, dude we should check it out!

by N0mania April 2, 2023

Keith Hatlak Jr.

The most awesome superhero on the face of this planet.

Keith Hatlak captured the gang of bank robbers with one swing of his mighty fist.

by Chief Rottingham May 21, 2003

Keith(Fastest Punch)Liddell

An Olympic Qualifying Boxer with four "World Records"; including the infamous Guinness World Record for the "Fastest Punch" and three Record Setter World Records of "The Longest Punch" (10' and 10"), "The Most Speed Bag Punches in a Minute" (581) and "The Most Contact Punches in a Minute" (900, 15 per second)-he is also the writer of "The Tangibility of Nothingness" which is the mathematical equivalence of the "Third Number" in mathematics personified by perpetual non-empty functional sets.

Keith(Fastest Punch)Liddell is an extremely good boxer with a punch measuring over 44 mph, (70.8 kph).

by SCIENTIST March 25, 2013

Keith Hernadez

1). Possibly the worst commentator in the history of televison. He makes John Madden look like William Shakespeare and the border patrol look competent. He is a sexist, and did a hell of a lot of cocaine back during his ball playing days.
2). The inventor of the mustache ride.
3). The biggest ass bandit, cock bag, douchebag, o'fey the world has to offer

1). Guy: Who did they get to announce the World Series of Baseball this year?
Girl: John Madden and Keith Hernadez
Guy: Well, I'm going to jam a pencil in my ear then. See you later.
2). Keith Hernadez loves giving Mustache rides to Ron Jeremy.
3). "Keith Hernadez, you are the biggest ass bandit, cock bag, douchebag, o'fey the world has to offer" -The parents of Keith Hernadez.

by Storyingtelling Sam May 18, 2006

keith the coon

stupid bitch nigger who has scabies and eats granny poonani for supper, keith the coon is a super villain in the secret show of grannys verses predetor if you come across keith the coom piss in his urethra its his weakness

dude i heard sara pissed in keith the coons eyes lasy night ...

by sara rose meme lord March 7, 2019

Keith jones

An old smack head who lives on benifits and is adopted

Jon “look at that Tory tramp”
Ian “oh yes he is a keith jones”

by Cletus hairberry August 18, 2020