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Oaf Keepers

A more apt name for the far right extremist group, the Oath Keepers. Far from being "revolutionaries" or "patriots" they were by-and-large a collection of drunken, low-IQ clowns, buffoons and losers. In a word: Oafs.
Oh look... Cletus, Goober an the rest of the Oaf Keepers are going to be holding a rally in front of the public library this weekend to support the banning of books about the history of slavery in America. Which is laughable because none of those dolts even know how to read.
by Dr. Ahjit M'drarz September 15, 2023
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kieran mc keever

The most loving man you could ever come across. He’s so caring and is incredible handsome. He is very loyal and is always there for you no matter what. He’s so perfect. But guess what? He has a girlfriend so back the fuck up before I have to beat a bitch. K? K.
“Who’s that boy over there?”
“Oh, him? He’s the one and only Kieran Mc Keever. The sexiest man alive.”
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Duarvid O’keefe

Duarvid O’keef… what can I say. This gentleman is the embodiment of swag. There is a strong possibility your chick is cheating. And it’s confirmed it’s with Mr O’keef.

He has been spotted in multiple locations in recent years- from Mitsis Rhodos hotel and spa restort lobby bar, to star and garter Tesco’s. In all cases he is branded as a hero yet also a villainous rapist/ trans molester.
That guy is a Duarvid O’keefe! He just tackled that trans hoe!
by Opayamasopa February 4, 2023
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bottom keeper

Someone you keep around just in case your current relationship with your boyfriend/girlfriend falls apart. Thus saving you the work and search of your partner for your"rebound relationship".
Guy 1: Who's that ugly chick I always see you with when your not with your girlfriend?
Guy2: That's Tracy, shes just a bottom keeper, you know kinda like a "bottom feeder".
Guy1: Ha Ha.
by FAWKGIRL January 10, 2014
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chip the keeper

a term commonly used in soccer, this term also refers to an underground sexual fetish that is one of many to employ varying degrees/types of sexual acts involving snack food (Doritos, Fritos, etc.), the most popular of which - in this particular ftish act - are "Lay's Rippled Potato Chips." Often, a "Chip Fetishist" - or Chipisht, as they call themselves - will crumble Lay's Potato Chip products over the body of one's lover and the two people will proceed to rub their bodies together until their skin reaches an optimal oily texture. The secreted scent of the Lay's Potato Chip is considered an aphrodisiac by Chipishts. This particular action is called 'chipping the keeper.'
Tonight, babe, we should chip the keeper. You bring the Lay's, I'll bring the dip.
by kdawg April 10, 2003
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keffer

1. one whose two eyebrows are surged together by nasty hairs
2. one whose single brow that stretches across your face)
Norbert looks like such a keffer; he really needs to pick up some tweezers.
by Jape May 20, 2004
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kiefer

noun; the compartment of the grinder into which the well-ground marijuana, or kief, falls into. the lower-most section of the grinder.
Does your grinder include a kiefer?
by lovessthebeach November 4, 2009
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