Kroner

Kroner is a very attractive man who knows how to make his friends happy. He knows how to make other people smile and he has very good jokes. Also he is a lot handsome and funny. In life, he only chooses one girl. He doesn't like mean girls or girls that swear. He likes kind and funny girls, also that have sense of humor.
Kroner would never cheat on his girl. He is always honest, he doesn't like lying at all. He is very trustable. So if you want a good man, choose Kroner!.

Girl 1: Dude, who is this girl talking to?
Girl 2: That's Kroner, duh.

by Azatiel January 8, 2018

n-kode

a hektik tager that bombss all c-town

oye look at that guy ,i bet you his n-kode

by dastreetismycanvas January 17, 2009

Stormy Kromer

Sex position very much like Cowgirl except the female must always be facing due north, and the male is laying parallel with the sides of the bed. It is possible to be doing the Stormy Kromer and (Reverse) Cowgirl at the same time.

Friend "Have you ever heard of the Stormy Kromer?"
You "Heard of it, I've done it"

by TurkleDawg December 29, 2012

Kroket

A nasty bunch of soggy meat rolled into breadcrumbs and then deepfried so it can be fed to lardasses who have no sense of taste. Staple of Dutch cuisine.

Yo, dude, pass me a kroket.

by taccuino June 4, 2011

KMODEL

Being as hot as Kaitlin Amira. Which Is higher impossible because she is literally the hottest girl on earth.

Girl u a KMODEL

by John joesph jingle himersmitt April 26, 2011

Dirty Kromer

Having hard rough sex with kromer as the main deal/ Cumming in kromer

Johnny did a dirty kromer and brought it to me.

by Kromer man November 1, 2021

kromer blind

Having any part of your view instructed by the bill of a Stormy Kromer hat.

Well you see officer I didn't have a clear view of the speed limit sign, you may call BS but I'm saying I was kromer blind.

by The Thomas 6 March 26, 2018