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Aspirin between the knees 

Implies that if a woman were to suspend an aspirin between her knees, she would be unable to spread her legs without dropping the aspirin, thus, by keeping the aspirin suspended between her knees, she would be unable to engage in activities deemed sinful by crazy out-of-touch right wing nut jobs who wish to impose their religious will on the American public
Person 1:

"Hey! Did you see that Rick Santorum supporter Foster Friess on TV the other day? That nut job actually suggested that women should suspend an aspirin between the knees and use that as contraception!"

Person 2:
"Man, that guy is out of touch! I guess we can thank right wing nutters like those guys for paving the way to Obama's second term..."
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Bees Knees 

a term used by wey cool people who look hip in their jimmy jams. these people have a tendency of being meanys
her hair cut is the Bees Knees
Bees Knees by wey cool dude March 21, 2007

do penis have knees 

the act of changing a sign with movable letters into a totally non sense pharse and it staying up there for 1 hole day
Sierra,Jessica,Liz kelsey did a do penis have knees.

Went Knees to Jesus 

A phrase to describe sexual intercourse.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Doug?
Guy 2: Yeah I heard we went knees to Jesus.

bitch knees 

when someone's knees hurt/are red because they're on them a lot due to dick sucking
Abbi and Justin went to the bathroom for a while, when she returned she has bitch knees from being on the so much.
bitch knees by icetea7 November 14, 2017

orgy knees 

orgy knees refers to if somebody is ticklish on there knees, orgy neck and orgy feet are more commonly used!
DONT TICKLE MY KNEES!

WHY NOT?

I WILL ORGY!

HAHAHAHAHA YOU HAVE ORGY KNEES!
orgy knees by chloerose444 October 9, 2008

knock knees 

when a girls knees knock together when she walks she is said to give head alot
the football team thought amanda was alot of fun but everyone made fun of her knock knees
knock knees by wayne king December 6, 2004