The act of taking a shit that is so painful that you literally hug your knees and pray to god the shit will end.
Man 1: "Oh god i have to go drop a deuce. it feels like its gonna be a knee hugger."
Man 2: "Good luck man. i know you'll pull through."
Man3: "Just don't plug up the turlet."
Man 2: "Good luck man. i know you'll pull through."
Man3: "Just don't plug up the turlet."
by Ezekial Smith February 4, 2012
Get the Knee Huggermug. Adjective - A phrase that describes when one is acting as if they had a horn in their knee. One who is "horn knee" is being whiny and unpleasant.
Guy: Hey, how's it going?
Girl: Fuck you, creep.
Guy: Jesus Christ, somebody's horn knee or something!!!
Girl: ...O...Kay...
Girl: Fuck you, creep.
Guy: Jesus Christ, somebody's horn knee or something!!!
Girl: ...O...Kay...
by djbigdildobilbobaggins April 10, 2015
Get the horn kneemug. A term, which came about in the 1800's, however became popular with soldiers in the Second World War.
A knee knocker is a specific act of casual sex, usually performed in an alley beside or behind a pub/bar/tavern.
The act is performed standing up, with the woman secured against a wall with a combination of the mans upper body and holding her buttocks. The womans legs, usually wrapped around his waist.
This unusual position, whilst having sex results in the knees of the male regularly knocking together (often with some force), hence the term.
Also refer to the term 'knee trembler'.
A knee knocker is a specific act of casual sex, usually performed in an alley beside or behind a pub/bar/tavern.
The act is performed standing up, with the woman secured against a wall with a combination of the mans upper body and holding her buttocks. The womans legs, usually wrapped around his waist.
This unusual position, whilst having sex results in the knees of the male regularly knocking together (often with some force), hence the term.
Also refer to the term 'knee trembler'.
Grandfather: "Whats the name of that young lady you went to the movies with last night?"
Grandson: "Michelle."
Grandfather: "Arrgh, I met a girl when I was serving in France, called Michelle. We had a knee knocker behind a cafe in Rennes."
Grandson: "Michelle."
Grandfather: "Arrgh, I met a girl when I was serving in France, called Michelle. We had a knee knocker behind a cafe in Rennes."
by Bucko_NZ November 28, 2007
Get the knee knockermug. Nikki: I'm stuffed from this buffet. I'm taking a knee then going back for dessert!
Jenz: Great idea Nikki Niner, you are sooooo smart, and accurate too!
Jenz: Great idea Nikki Niner, you are sooooo smart, and accurate too!
by Nikki Niner May 9, 2005
Get the take a kneemug. by kneeeesss November 28, 2012
Get the On my kneesmug. Well I had a boner but I accidentally looked at her knees and it went away.
Knees are so gross.
Tim: I find knees kind of sexy! They look handsome on a woman!
Greg: *rapes Tim's mom in front of him*
Knees are so gross.
Tim: I find knees kind of sexy! They look handsome on a woman!
Greg: *rapes Tim's mom in front of him*
by erwinthehamsandwich February 28, 2011
Get the kneesmug. The knee touch is a go-to move used by some overconfident men, in which they talk to a female while making eye contact and subtly place their hand on the female's knee. This "move" is normally put into place by people that think they are so good looking no one will mind the awkward physical contact and that it is actually an appreciated move which leads to later "getting some".
Mike pulled out the knee touch, his number one move from his arsenal, but the fat chick didn't respond.
by Ryan O'Connell December 24, 2008
Get the knee touchmug.