jumping the gun

1. To make or take a decision hastily without much consideration about it.

2. Rushing into something.

" - Nate, I think we should have a baby.
- Maybe you're jumping the gun here, honey. Let's finish highschool first."

by Gunwild May 15, 2017

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taxi jumping

Running away from a taxi without paying for the service

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Taking a taxi that someone else has booked

Person 1: "Hi mate who's it for?"
Taxi man: "Bar Java"
Person 1 "Yep that's mine"
Person 2: " he's taxi jumping!"

by Ezbomb April 11, 2016

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The sport that only very cool or stupid people do that involves running and then jumping of the side of a cliff or object. After having a wild fall downwards the person pulls their parachute hoping that it opens. If not they die.

<some boy> hey girl did you see steve on the news?
<some girl>no, what happened?
<some boy> he went to argentina and died base jumping
<some girl>ahh, i told him to zig when he thought he should zag

by That Damn Sheep June 27, 2005

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ball bungee jumping

For best results wear boxer shorts and loose pants. Find the corner of a table and rest your ball sack on it. Slowly back away from the table with your scrotum (yes I said scrotum..I had to say it at least once) falling with your balls like they were falling off a cliff. At this time softly in a higher pitch voice say "weeeeeee!" YOU'VE JUST BALL BUNGEE JUMPED!

Man, resting his testes on the corner of something (yes I said testes) and letting them fall freely as they back away from support. Thus ball bungee jumping. The safest bungee jumping around.

by B.A.D.S. June 12, 2007

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jumping jesus on a pogo stick

From 'Stuart' by the Dead Milkmen.

"Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"

by squeaky's brain July 24, 2008

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