Skip to main content

Holy juice

The ejaculate of a person of high ranking. Normally a member of the ruling classes or clergy.
Lord Hazelmere unleashed a fountain of hot spaff all over the marble floor. He hauled himself back into his trousers and left the room. From the shadows, his man-servant emerged with a Tupperware box and scooped up the holy juice for safe keeping.

‘’That’s some good keeps’’ he chuckled.
by Herbert Schweffe August 13, 2018
mugGet the Holy juicemug.

Nut juice

-"The actual name for almond milk, it's just no one can say nut juice with a straight face".
"Hey man Im gonna start drinking nut juice more often"
by Punk idiots December 1, 2017
mugGet the Nut juicemug.

Barbie juice

Ice cold pickle juice that barbies drink to get a sudden blast of euphoria.
by idkpurrrrr January 31, 2021
mugGet the Barbie juicemug.

Wearing the juice

Being so incompetent as to be unable to recognise one's own incompetence.
Yet, when arrested, Wheeler was completely disbelieving. “But I wore the juice,” he said. Apparently, he was under the deeply misguided impression that rubbing one’s face with lemon juice rendered it invisible to video cameras.

How many of your employees are wearing the juice?
by Alessus November 29, 2010
mugGet the Wearing the juicemug.

Bohe Juice

It is the fluids that are secreted from a big bohe. To make this secretion possible, the big bohe must be wrinkled up into a ball and squeezed. When these actions are taken, the big bohe will squirt fluids everywhere at high velocities.
He made me mad so I took my big bohe, wrinkled it up and squeezed it, and watched as he became drenched in bohe juice.
by The Biggest Bohe January 19, 2015
mugGet the Bohe Juicemug.

gamer juice

The absolute best juice for any epic gamer out there- no matter what game. Fortnite, PUBG, minecraft, roblox. This shit overpowers anything else that is on the market today, wether its legal or not.
by xX_Coochie-destroyer911_Xx December 17, 2018
mugGet the gamer juicemug.

juice springsteen

(n.) An individual that has been transformed from an ordinary blue collar citizen usually through the help of Powerthirst™, or Powerthirst™ Rocket Edition.
But what about me and my blue collar?
Juice Springsteen!
by ok ok June 10, 2008
mugGet the juice springsteenmug.

Share this definition