juan manuel

A man who has the best hair cut ever. ALl the ladies follow him wherever he goes. He puts them under a trans which never expires

OMG look at that juan manuel

by JMisdabest February 13, 2018

don juan

Legend has it that he slep with over a thousand different women from eight different countries, but was eventually sent to Hell for refusing to give up his lustful ways.

The modern version of a Don Juan would be a pimp or a playa.

by kid August 26, 2003

Juan ValDEEZ

Pronounced " Juan Val-DEEZ"
Spilling the beans to the point of creating a monumental disaster. A combined reference to the Alaskan Exxon Valdez oil spill and to Juan Valdez, fictional Columbian coffee grower.

"You told Betty to her face that she was really ugly?! Holy crap, dude!... did you ever Juan ValDEEZ her!

by Juan O'Malley January 3, 2011

juan kerr

a humerous name for a spanish wanker.
say it quickly. juan kerr. juankerr. wanker.

geddit?

that spanish waiter hovering around your teenage daughter is acting like such a juan kerr

by get orff moi laaaand April 13, 2006

Dong Juan

Seducer of young, vulnerable women.

That guy is such a dong juan. It makes me sick.

by tsfk April 12, 2008

Real Juan

A large volume, explosive dump; specifically after eating Mexican food.

Oh! I just dropped a real juan, boyyyyyy.

by Peter Dunbar July 21, 2014

Don Juan

a man who is attractive to and successful with many woman (From the reputation of a Spanish Nobleman Portrayed in a Brittish Poem)

This Guy was apparently a total Don Juan because every girl who spoke to him automatically tried to ask him out.

by The Return of Light Joker September 19, 2009