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Joshing

When you are jacking off while playing Smite, and get so worked up you shove an entire vodka bottle up your ass so as to pound your G-spot. Once inserted and once you climax, you have to scream until you black out in your gaming chair.
Josh: "Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *dies*"
Liam: "Oh for fucks sake, he's joshing again. At least mute your fucking discord homo"

Raymondo Costello Figueroa: "Josh, can you hear us? Josh? JOSH!?!?"
by DogPilledWhiteWoman September 7, 2022
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joesphine

The sweetest most prettiest girl you’lle ver meet. At first glance she’s a bit shy, but once you get to meet her, you’ll stay up at night thinking of her.
Damn, Joesphine might be it.”
by Taijanviet November 24, 2022
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Josephandy

Coordinator of all gay actives bottom sider
We are going to have a Josephandy tonight topsiders pick
by Medcari April 20, 2023
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Joshing

When someone flying a plane and then completely down to pilot error, you crash it, land hard, lose control; or generally just mess it up.
Did you hear they completely messed up by forgetting to adjust the trim on their 787, which caused them to crash? They were absolutely Joshing it there
by Jason_91 July 28, 2023
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Josephite

Josephite ,or in this context, Josephites |_plural_|-

(Noun.).---(Pronoun.).---(Feeling.).---(Emotion.).
The Gods of Gods of the Gods of the universe. Usually and favourably refers to the students of SJBHS, Bangalore or an other SJ institute. They are known to be among the best after growing up and are usually good at everything.
Example: Being a Josephite is one of my greatest accomplishments...
by SantaKlausTheGreat August 12, 2023
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Joshing off

"who was joshing off behind that old Denny's I can see the ooze on the wall"
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Josephilia

Defined as "/ˈdʒoʊzɪf, -sɪfˈfi.li.ə/"
Josephs Sexual attraction to pre-pubescent children, usually under the age of thirteen.

It is also used as a derogatory term for older people (Nevada) who want to have sex with the younguns.
David told me that a man (former women Josie "joseph") around the age of forty had Josephilia in them and I was like "What the fuck DAVID?!"
by Dxnte! August 12, 2024
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