Jamologist

A person who likes girls specifically under the age of 15.

James didn't realise that he was a Jamologist until he fell in love with Gabi from Attack on Titan.
Nayte has been a known Jamologist for years without being caught.

by John Black Ops May 6, 2025

JOMO

Acronym meaning Joy Of Missing Out.

Acts as a counter to FOMO and prompts one to reflect on all the good things that can come if you just don't fall into the FOMO traps of everyday life.

By Depardieus

I thought about swapping the engine on the old BMW, but just the time, the expense and all that crap that never fits right made me feel a lot of JOMO.

by Depardieus November 13, 2025

a jomiller

When your friend goes tanning on level 1 and gets burnt

Yea I did a jomiller last night and got burnt!!!!!!!

by Jerry mikel February 10, 2009

Isaiah Jojola

A guy who is a manipulative liar who plays victim in situations he causes! He will lead you on and then mess around with another girl then lie about it, he will cry when you talk to the girl and his excuse is “we weren’t doing good”. FUCK HIM! And he has a small dick

Girl: Hey who’s the most selfish person in the whole world who does nothing but lie and treat their partner like shit after a few months

Me: Oh uhm ISAIAH JOJOLA

by xo.brii July 22, 2022

No Jomo

The Ultimate come back to someone in an argument. Anyone who says "NO JOMO" In an argument instantly wins\
no matter how outrageous it may be.

Reece: "you're so stupid bro" Jaden: "No you are, and you like musty toes NO JOMO!"

by Tootuff4ya September 19, 2022

No Jomo

The ultimate comeback after your friend/foe gives you a challenge. Or if you just want them to do something of your bidding. They cannot deny any jomo. It's inevitable.

"Hey bro Your gay." "no, No jomo I'm not."

by vos1c September 19, 2022