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Get the Steve jobs mug.When you and another guy both sit in office chairs and roll at eachother with there hard cocks out and joust uselly using the belly button as a target. Uselly the bigger cock wins since it hits first theres no regulation for jousting pole length.
I had an epic dingus jousting battle lastnight...was so intest i jizzed right if my opponents belly button.
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Jacky: I heard you are sloppy at your job
Jordan: I heard the same about you
Jacky: Yeah takes one to know one
Abbey: can you guys quit man jousting and get back to your work
Jordan: I heard the same about you
Jacky: Yeah takes one to know one
Abbey: can you guys quit man jousting and get back to your work
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Get the Man Jousting mug.The process of two pregnant women, running for a head on collision course for each other. Just before the collision both women jump towards each other, colliding bumps with extreme amounts of force. Only the strongest baby survives.
Women 1: ''I'm 7 Months Pregnant''
Women 2: ''Cool, I'm 8 months in, wanna do some Pregnancy Jousting''
Women 2: ''Cool, I'm 8 months in, wanna do some Pregnancy Jousting''
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Get the all jobs matter mug.when someone, usually an entrepreneur in silicon valley, believes they are on the same level as steve jobs when really they don’t even have a profitable business
Person 1: did you hear about the silicon valley CEO with steve jobs syndrome?
Person 2: isn’t that every silicon valley CEO?
Person 2: isn’t that every silicon valley CEO?
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