Jobber

A man, mostly like to be called 'Kez', who takes all of the skill out of football simulation console games by running as fast as possible towards the goal line and then cuts the ball back for a player to tap in from 2 yards.
The word jobber is derived from the type of goal scored here, a 'jobber goal'.

That's such a jobber goal Kez, you bloody jobber!
You been to the job centre there....

by Stan October 26, 2010

Jobroni

a combination of the Jonas Brothers and Macaroni

Look at those jobronis on screen

by Jobroni master March 7, 2009

Jobber

feces. shit.

some pigeon layed a jobber on my windshield.

by Clay Bertrand December 11, 2003

jabrein

A jabrein is a tall loud obnoxious person who loves to shoot hoops with his friends. DO NOT trust a jabrein he will tell his gossipy freinds everything.

Girl 1: OMG who is that?
Girl 2: oh that's just jabrein.

Girl 1 : he is so cute.
Girl 2: stay away from him he is not worth it.
Jabrein: do you have any honey buns!

by Sarah lee turner September 18, 2020

joben

A word from the eastern coast meaning a person of no luck, a "jonah", or someone who always loses in everything. A joben is not something you would want to be.

" All of the tickets you scratched were Losers you joben!"

by eldurato779 April 20, 2010

jobril

Super sexy. Super smart. Super amazing person. If you become friends with him, you're lucky. Pray, meditate, what ever you do to thank the creator for the blessing that is Jobril.

Additionally, Jobrils love adventure. Be ride or die and go with them. You won't be sorry!

I fucking love Jobril. He's so amazing. His sex is amazing.

by JobrilOlympian February 1, 2017

jobie hendrix

a rapper, aka Yung Boob, also known for his virtuosity on the skin flute

Nah, it aint a flat tire. That's just jobie hendrix crankin in ya backseat.

by dahGOAT January 18, 2018