Jifjaf

A horrible scenario that happens of bad consequences from a previous action of stupidity.

George: (calling pete)... "Hey Pete Get over here quick! I just got In a Jifjaf of a situation."

Pete: "Oh snap, I'll be over there in a jiffy."

George: "This isn't time for jokes , hurry!"

by Tdog 703 Ham August 21, 2008

jiffy kid.

a grody, barefoot, baddly dressed, child.

the kid who hang out at the jiffy stores and marts is a jiffy kid.

by vnicoleex3 May 2, 2010

Jiftervention

What one needs when they are addicted to Jif Peanut Butter.

Guy; Man I ate way too much Jif, I need a jiftervention!

by countrylova18 November 8, 2010

jifkgmikdhnfdklhn

what you type when your lil sibling sits on ur keyboard..............

i wrote jifkgmikdhnfdklhn

by robertskayla50 October 30, 2011

jiffily

to be restless and unable to lie still

i was really jiffily last night

by Miss Jiffle-Bottom November 27, 2012

jiffycrock

Someone who responds with an instant lie without thinking first.

The jiffycrock can't get one past us.

by thomaskopes@gmail October 26, 2015

Jiffy

A jiffy is a unit of time: 0.0000000000033357 seconds or (3.3357x10^-11) or (3.3357 times 10 to the power of minus 11).

So named for the length it takes for light to travel 1 centimetre in a vaccum.

"I will be back in a jiffy!!"

by Tom Elgie October 12, 2016