Jew Dick

A circumcised penis.

The vast majority of men born in the USA and Israel have a Jew Dick.

by Josie from the North July 16, 2011

G.I. Jew

A toy presented on the first episode of Family Guy (Death Has A Shadow).

MR. WEED:"How are you coming, Jhonson?"
JHONSON:"Well Mr. Weed, I've been working on the new G.I. Jew line. And as you can see, they look great."
TOY:"You call these bagels?"
JHONSON:"Whoa, I'm glad he's on our side!"

by Zaid (Yes it's me) December 28, 2005

Jew-Jitsu

The martial art of avoiding debt

Floyd owes everyone money, but he avoids the topic and make no intention of ever paying anyone back. He must be a 5th degree black belt in the art of Jew-Jitsu

by contactedmundhere April 10, 2015

jew feed

An object used as a representation of monetary value, which is situated as a trap of which is used to ensnare one of the jewish culture.

"Breh, did you see Lebowitz's head turn after i dropped my jew feed."

"You know they caught Anne Frank by tossing some jew feed on the road outside of the attic she was hiding in?"

"I'm so sick of alan, lets put some jew feed on the jew trap and get his jew ass trapped."

"Dude the financial institutions are totally run by jews, what with all that jew feed running around."

by Jewinitus September 5, 2011

My Jew

Familiar term of greeting between g-unit people of the Hebrew faith, mimicking blacks who call each other my nigga.

Hey, my Jew, whazzup wit yo Hebrew grammar lessons?

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Kwanzian Jew

Person who celebrates Kwanzaa while also being half Jewish.

Shelby annually celebrates Kwanzaa and Hanukkah because she is a Kwanzian Jew.

Jennifer is a half Kwanzian Jew.

by shelbs012 March 31, 2010

jew bag

A velvet bag that holds Jewish items for prayer like a yarmulke (skull cap), tallis (prayer shawl), etc.

Your jew bag holds alot of stuff.

by light'nin March 20, 2008