Some made up character in a book that was written by ordinary people thousands of years ago...and then re written for some reason some time later. His existence has never bee proven. See also joke, imaginary, athiesm.
guy : i think i saw bigfoot in my backyard
me : bigfoot doesnt exist you dickshitter. hes a made up story
guy : you mean like that jesus guy?
me : word
me : bigfoot doesnt exist you dickshitter. hes a made up story
guy : you mean like that jesus guy?
me : word
by vinnie baby January 27, 2008
a magician that lived 2000 years ago,fooling the less intelligent and weak.He was the chris angel of his time,the only reason why we dont think chris angel is the son of god is because we understand magic and know its fake but 2000 years ago people werent so smart.
by nothing_but_the_truth December 22, 2008
A figure of great controversy. The historically proven facts of his life are as follows:
1) He was born in late December approx. 4 B.C.
2) He lived his life preaching loving one another, staying away from corrupt practices, practicing what you preach, etc.
3) The people who didn't want to be told that they were bad, wrong, etc. had the man whipped, beaten, given a thorn crown, made him carry a huge wooden cross just to nail him to it to shut him up.
Regardless of religious preference, those statements are only as disputable as any other world history accounts. We can all learn something from Jesus, even ignoring the controversial ideas like the rising again, miracles, etc.
1) He was born in late December approx. 4 B.C.
2) He lived his life preaching loving one another, staying away from corrupt practices, practicing what you preach, etc.
3) The people who didn't want to be told that they were bad, wrong, etc. had the man whipped, beaten, given a thorn crown, made him carry a huge wooden cross just to nail him to it to shut him up.
Regardless of religious preference, those statements are only as disputable as any other world history accounts. We can all learn something from Jesus, even ignoring the controversial ideas like the rising again, miracles, etc.
Angry mob: "Yeah! Let's kill her! She is an adulterer! Stone her!!"
Jesus: "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
Jesus: "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
by Junatokni6815 July 09, 2010
A man that is the protagonist of the book called the new testament. A man who is worshipped by more over1 billion people. A guy who was nailed on a cross, or from a muslim perspective he was not.
To some he is the son of god, to some he is god, to some he is a prophet, to some he is non existent, to some he is a false messiah and bla bla bla.
Everyone has its own jesus in this matter.
To some he is the son of god, to some he is god, to some he is a prophet, to some he is non existent, to some he is a false messiah and bla bla bla.
Everyone has its own jesus in this matter.
by Mehmet Baba April 24, 2007
Greek name for a guy who was killed by the Romans, but, unlike all the others in such situation, thought he was doing mankind a favour (or so says modern paedophilic priests).
His biography is featured in the Bible, the best-selling book of all time, bought specially by people who couldn't read, and, when written only in Latin, by people who didn't speak Latin.
Often used as a curse word in silly situations.
His biography is featured in the Bible, the best-selling book of all time, bought specially by people who couldn't read, and, when written only in Latin, by people who didn't speak Latin.
Often used as a curse word in silly situations.
"Jesus, what the hell is that?!"
by Fosterpython January 08, 2009
A large or massive quantity of something (see "for days," but on an infinitely more epic scale).
Originally coined by Vivica A. Fox on Rupaul's Drag Race (S8 E7) when referring to contestant Naomi Small's padding.
Originally coined by Vivica A. Fox on Rupaul's Drag Race (S8 E7) when referring to contestant Naomi Small's padding.
by beautyfacerealness May 07, 2016
A fictional character like bugs bunny or Anne Frank who is depicted in th bible, the largest selling fictional book on the face of earth. Jesus is said to have been a jew, but that can't be true because Jews are fake just like him.
by Folger August 12, 2014