Jens

Is your Allesj

After five years we got married. He's really my Jens.

by Tajine August 19, 2020

Jens

BOOM💥! If you meet Jens you will automatically say BOOM. It’s crazy. A jens eats condens.

Person 1: why are you saying BOOM all the time?

Person 2: BOOM!

Person 1: alright. You met Jens.

by honda_legend November 22, 2021

Jens

Jens is your typical Rich kid, his dad has a lot of money.

Can I get some cash daddy? Ofc you can Jens.

by JensErRiiii1k May 11, 2017

Jens

Brainy and musical, always let emotions come first.

Bro thats an out-and-out Jens!

by MusicalMan August 17, 2020

Jens

A very athletic, witty teenager, who attracts a lot of pretty girls. Jens is intelligent and has never lost a debate his entire life; an absolute gentleman. He doesn't give a crap of what people think about him and is usually really tall, or really short - no in-between. He may seem chill and cool on the outside, but on the inside, he's depressed and has poor mental health. He teases as a way of flirting and rizzes up the gorgeous raven-haired girls. BRO'S GOT W RIZZ FOR REAL.

Oh Jens...Depression is just a phase...

by ThatGigaChad November 2, 2023

Jen

or Jennifers are known for their affinity for kicking anybody named Eli or Elijah’s ass. Assimilated by caretakers into the practice of ass-kicking from birth, it is a natural instinct for Jens (kuczynskis jennifis) to gravitate towards ass-kicking exclusively that of the Eli (martinus elijus) species.

Everyone come quick Jen is gonna beat Eli’s ass!!!

by eliasskicker95 November 23, 2021

jen

perfect or perfection

that is gelato is jen !

by fruityfrights March 6, 2024