Mr Jennings

A tall, lanky man who has sexy hands. He can’t move his fingers more than 1 inch apart and fists his wife.

Guy 1: Dude he’s back!
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 1: Mr Jennings!

by SmithySmith69 October 29, 2019

Jenning

The act of pretending to actually work, when in fact you are sitting on your ass all day doing jack shit.

When someone asks you what your doing at work and your response is "I'm jenning".

by Priscilla Boo Boo March 29, 2015

Jerking off stalefish

When someone constricts the circulation of blood to the hand until it goes numb, then masturbates with it, thereby giving the feeling of another person.

Dude, why are you sitting on your hand? You trying to jerk off stalefish?

by Valo January 1, 2005

circle jerking

When two or more guys jerk off on a cracker and the last one to come must eat it.

The footbal team had a circle jerking contest as initiation.

by Bella September 21, 2003

Jenkin

Somebody who spends his whole life going after one specific girl.

Hey! Haven't you been going after that girl for 3 years?

Yeah, I'm doing a Jenkin.

by Steve Cubson February 26, 2015

Cosmo Jenkins

An international criminal, wanted by the FBI for smugglung glue into the country, thats right, hes a paste smuggler

Wake up Cosmo Jenkins, this is the FBI, we have a bagel

by Vinnie da Homeskillet January 13, 2005

Inward Jerking

The girl equivalent of jacking off.

Man 1: Hey dude, last night I watched your mom jack off

Man 2: Fuck man, no you didnt. And besides girls go in. Its fucking inward jerking you lazy cum stain.

by Big deliver October 28, 2009