The fungus that grows on your junk. Jungus can be contracted from skanks, ho-bags, and gutter sluts. Particularly serious cases can cause small pink and purple mushrooms to grow on and out of the genitals. It is particularly common in the city of Fitchburg, Massachusetts.
The anal equivalent of jungus is bungus.
The anal equivalent of jungus is bungus.
by I don't have Jungus February 28, 2009
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Get the Jangus mug.To build up a girls hope that you like her so much, only to reveal the funny truth and watch her self image come crashing down.
Best to see how long you can build it up for, for more dramatic reactions.
Best to see how long you can build it up for, for more dramatic reactions.
Alex pretended to like Horse for a while, and she believed him.
When he finally laughed and told her the truth, she knew she was part of a Jenga.
When he finally laughed and told her the truth, she knew she was part of a Jenga.
by Stavroski June 10, 2007
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A nickname used by he who created the concept of Jangus as a word
A nickname used by he who created the concept of Jangus as a word
by Jangus December 9, 2004
Get the Jangus mug.a pile of dirty dishes stacked one by one on top of each other with mice tails creeping through the holes in the tea cups;usually develops after a night of partying in wee apartment
"Carrie,shh! What Paranoid Android, are you afraid my meek whisper is going to knock over the dish jenga!?"
by Carrie* July 29, 2005
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A person who instigates and/or perpetuates a junk-show.
A person who can be described as jenghus.
A person who ironically or unknowingly makes a fool of themselves by trying to be cool.
One who sprays and exagerates their abilities, especially in extreme sports, but is totally incompentent and lacking of skill.
syn. sketchball, dipshit, fool, Britney Spears,
shopping-cart-lady, Dick Balls, OJ Simpson, Jeffrey Dohmer
ant. badass, Chuck Noris (if you will), Jeremy Jones, Dean Potter, Victoria Jealous
A person who instigates and/or perpetuates a junk-show.
A person who can be described as jenghus.
A person who ironically or unknowingly makes a fool of themselves by trying to be cool.
One who sprays and exagerates their abilities, especially in extreme sports, but is totally incompentent and lacking of skill.
syn. sketchball, dipshit, fool, Britney Spears,
shopping-cart-lady, Dick Balls, OJ Simpson, Jeffrey Dohmer
ant. badass, Chuck Noris (if you will), Jeremy Jones, Dean Potter, Victoria Jealous
Antonio, the celibate virgin King of jenghatrons, was proudly mountain biking with his brand new Walmart-brand bike atop a 1000 foot cliff in a thunderstorm, when he realized that he forgot to install the bike's seat and now was about to die with a huge metal pole protruding into his anus---no longer a virgin.
Jamal,the jenghatron prince, saved Antonio from plummeting to his death and later remembered that he hated Antonio and had just prolonged his wait to be jenghatron king.
Mrs. Wong was acting like a jenghatron when she foolishly tried to kill her sexually abusive husband by giving him an overdose of his medication---Viagra. He did not die...
Jamal,the jenghatron prince, saved Antonio from plummeting to his death and later remembered that he hated Antonio and had just prolonged his wait to be jenghatron king.
Mrs. Wong was acting like a jenghatron when she foolishly tried to kill her sexually abusive husband by giving him an overdose of his medication---Viagra. He did not die...
by Dr. Samuel Damm December 15, 2008
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1.) Someone who believes their powers of Jenga to be that of God like status, even though they are literally the worst at Jenga. Like, no one sucks as much as they do.
1.) Someone who believes their powers of Jenga to be that of God like status, even though they are literally the worst at Jenga. Like, no one sucks as much as they do.
Jengod: "Holy shit, did you see how I made a move without toppling the tower? I am such a Jengod."
Other Player: "It was literally the first move I don't understand why you are so proud of yourself."
Other Player: "It was literally the first move I don't understand why you are so proud of yourself."
by TheTurthWillBeMadeByMe September 23, 2014
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