jasoned

the act of completely douching a girl situation because you are "confused"

Jason from The Bachelor was allegedly jasoned and completely siked out Melissa.

by scarygary3 March 4, 2009

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Jason

Jason: to hide the evidence to stash away..

so what did you do with that grenade..oh i just jason 'ed it ..

by OurFuturePaedophileyaaayyyyyyy October 21, 2010

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jason

a faggot

jemma:jason is so hot
bob:u know jason means faggot right?

by jimmyjeffbob September 8, 2019

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A boy with dark brown eyes. A boy who deserves the world. A boy who admitted he hung out with the wrong crowd. A big brother but, a little brother. A boy who isn't as bad as everyone says he is. A boy with a sad backstory.

I miss the old version of Jason.

by your.old.friend.in.sorrow January 23, 2021

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Lit ass mofo that’s dope as shit. Loyal as shit. If you get to know him he’ll be the dopest asshole you ever met

Jason is dope as shit

by Billy_bob_ February 21, 2019

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A Jason.

Commonly phrase used to mean don't be a dirty beanie, glasses wearing, rapist looking, peter griffen lookin ass, peppa pigs dad lookin ass nigga. AKA Don't be a fuckup. Or come from Newark. Or claim to have bitches but have zero. And not act like your not fucking your bestfriend or want to.

Him:"Devante's a bitch"
You:"Stop hatting, god bro, don't be A Jason."
Jason:"that fucked up bro I'm right here :("

by RARAGOTADA February 4, 2020

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