jasoned

the act of completely douching a girl situation because you are "confused"

Jason from The Bachelor was allegedly jasoned and completely siked out Melissa.

by scarygary3 March 4, 2009

Jason

Jason: to hide the evidence to stash away..

so what did you do with that grenade..oh i just jason 'ed it ..

by OurFuturePaedophileyaaayyyyyyy October 21, 2010

Jason

One thicc cheesy boi

Jason was so thicc we ran out of c's

by Jasons boi October 31, 2018

Jason

Lit ass mofo that’s dope as shit. Loyal as shit. If you get to know him he’ll be the dopest asshole you ever met

Jason is dope as shit

by Billy_bob_ February 21, 2019

Jason

A Jason is one of the most thoughtful person in the world. If you get to know him you realize that he has multiple sides to him. He is goofy and kind and smart. Jason is hard working and means a lot to a lot of people. His closest friend is scared that he will leave her some day because she is scared she isn’t enough.

Friend: Hi Jasoooon

Jason: Hoi

by Mmmmhhhhhmmmm December 19, 2018

jason

a very charismatic guy thats a genius
theres a girl that has been swept of her feet by him. sometimes we feel hes running low on self esteem but there is always some kind of front of ego that protects him. people love to chat with him at night

do you have a crush on jason?
me: uhh..um nope

by thebattlecatmaster02 December 30, 2018

Jason

Beta Cuck

Me: “What do you think of Jason?”
Friend: “Total beta cuck.”

by Obtuse Circle October 3, 2018