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Jacking off and eating popsicles

Being bored without something to do and entertaining oneself with meaningless distractions. Could be used in place of Twiddling thumbs.
"What have you been doing today, man?"

"Not much, just jacking off and eating popsicles."
by DrunkSaylor May 15, 2022
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Jacked Off

I'm jacked off that David told everyone he loved me, when in fact he was rooting someone else.
by Gilba May 6, 2022
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Union Jack Off

An annoying, contemptible, or inconsequential person that also happens to be British.
That bloke had a few too many at the pub and punched a lollipop lady in the tit on his stumble home. He’s a real Union Jack Off.
by Patty Winters March 17, 2024
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Jacking off

Something my old teacher said when he meant messing around
Teacher:"quit jacking off Charlie and get a book out"
by cape hatrack September 10, 2022
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Jack-off artist

On the "hoe-stroll" or "track" where prostitutes can be found
There are "tricks" men who actually partake in good business and spend money
Then there are "jack-off artists "
Men that circle the block again and again never rolling down there windows sometimes parking halfway up or down the block but usually staying mobile. They have no intent to spend money they just drive around masterbating to the hoes on display
Hoe1"Damn that fools back again with his broke ass what is he doing"
Hoe2 "who? Oh the red Nissan? Yea you know he's a jack-off artist"
Hoe1" what you mean?"
Hoe2 " he ain't a real trik he gets off beating his meat behind the safety his tinted windows"
by Capaquarius92 May 16, 2023
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Jack-Offs

The Jack-Offs posted on the reddit
by fbthrdfthgrtb May 26, 2024
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jack off

its like jerking off but harder and louder
i jack off to mia khalifa
by HighPing June 4, 2019
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