jankalicious

adj. used in reference to something that was/is particularly and especially janky, rude, uncalled for, irritating, ridiculous, inappropriate, shitty, or crappy. The term is normally used in an extremely unserious manner (though janky can hardly be considered more so), so be sure to follow its use with large amounts of laughter.

Instead of saying, "That shit was hella janky," you could say, "Ooh, that shit was jankalicious!"

or "That bitch was jankalicious. Who does she think she is?"

by I Am MoShmo February 22, 2008

janked

Unpleasant looking; Ugly

Fuck, I look janked today.

by yobabyyobabyyo August 7, 2006

Jank

could be used instead of sick

meant as a compliment or an insult

MATE THAT IS WELL EFFING JANK INIT

by shreypreet, mehrinder, nadiarr May 12, 2010

jank

To steal something when the affected party is present, but not paying attention.

"Hey Joe, I just janked Bill's iPod while he was in the bathroom!"

by slangjoker92 March 13, 2007

Jahnke

One who is homosexual

Matt over there is a jahnke.

by The_Tree December 20, 2007

jankin stick

any knife that is retarded
made by chris coletta and chris ostrom

I janked miself in the janker with mi jankin stick cuz i was bored

by chris ostrom May 30, 2004

jank it

v.t. - to beat off; yet another term for male masturbation. The term "jank" is a portmanteau of jerk off or jack off and wank or yank or spank. It is often used in the context of derogatory accusation, or as a metaphor for dawdling/wasting time.

I think he went to go jank it one more time before our road trip.

Come on, Dave! Quit janking it and play poker! Call or Fold!

Oh yeah, Eric was totally janking it. I just don't know how anyone could be so horny that they would want to masturbate in a porta-potty.

by Bad Paul October 12, 2008