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Gum Job

When a street whore with no teeth sucks your penis with her dentures out.
Hey sexy, how much for a gum job?
by bigchungus69420 August 14, 2021
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Reef Job

A Sex Act similar to a hand job, but involving more coral.
The Austrailian Government are offering $150,000AUD for someone prepared to spend 6 months on a reef job.
by AskTheScientists January 13, 2009
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Core Jobs

"Those jobs that would afford one to live a middle class life in the United States."
Core Jobs is a term coined by Jay Anderson, longtime financial leader in Pittsfield, Massachusetts, and the current President and CEO of Pittsfield Cooperative Bank. Anderson has used the term countless times in discussions in the community, in his role as chairman of the Pittsfield Economic Revitalization Corporation and during appearances on media programs, such as Good Morning Pittsfield on WTBR-FM and Pittsfield Community Television. Further context for this description comes as the number of jobs available in the current economy, while providing income for employees, do not offer enough pay and/or benefits to allow an employee to provide for a respectable quality of life. For example, as large retail big box stores continue to expand further and dominate local markets, they have become large employers in the regions in which they are located. However, these retailers (such as Walmart) have been criticized for paying low wages as a part of a profit-enhancing strategy. Jobs in the service sector, including retail, hospitality, and tourism have been often criticized also as the kind of jobs that do not fit the "core job" description.
by MontanaJays February 14, 2012
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Pete Job

When you get too spicy during a foot job that you miss and the penis goes in between the Big Toe and the toe beside it while yelling "THAT'S A SPICY PETE BALL!"
"My girlfriend tried to give me a Foot Job but it turned into a Pete Job"
by Purple Raccoon January 8, 2023
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craigslist job

Simply put, a job that nobody wants. This job could be anything from a bathroom attendant to the camera mans assistant at a shotgun wedding. There is no formal hiring process and the pay is anything but competitive.
*At Shotgun Wedding*
Cam: Do you see that camera mans assistant in the corner drinking free booze? I want that job.

Nate: Nah bro, that’s a Craigslist job.
by cdansk July 23, 2017
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fear job

A sexual favor performed by a wife, girlfriend, and/or significant other before a trip. The favor is performed out of fear to help curtail any near-future promiscuity by the other partner as the wife, girlfriend and/or significant other is not in attendance.
My wife gave me a fear job before I left for India.
by iwantonlymyson April 28, 2017
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sandwich job

1) One of those small chicken sandwiches from the Wendy's drivethru, often eaten in cars with friends after great Clint Eastwood movies. Often has ambiguous sexual connotations.
John: "How'd you like that sandwich job?"

Scott: "Why, it was delicious!"
by natalien February 10, 2009
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