jasoned

the act of completely douching a girl situation because you are "confused"

Jason from The Bachelor was allegedly jasoned and completely siked out Melissa.

by scarygary3 March 4, 2009

Jason

Jason: to hide the evidence to stash away..

so what did you do with that grenade..oh i just jason 'ed it ..

by OurFuturePaedophileyaaayyyyyyy October 21, 2010

Jason

Jason is a poor guy with a super small dick. Jason's are usually gay.

Oh that's Jason he has a small dick.

Oh look Jason is gay that normal

by OPscer April 10, 2019

Jason

better than prittish as potato god

Oh my god! Look at how many potatoes Prittish has!
Jason has more.

by PowerBlaster October 31, 2019

Jason

A Jason is one of the most thoughtful person in the world. If you get to know him you realize that he has multiple sides to him. He is goofy and kind and smart. Jason is hard working and means a lot to a lot of people. His closest friend is scared that he will leave her some day because she is scared she isn’t enough.

Friend: Hi Jasoooon

Jason: Hoi

by Mmmmhhhhhmmmm December 19, 2018

jason

a elephant plushie san san uses to sleep

san san: jason is nice

mahir: yeet

by self proclaimed fashion icon December 17, 2017

Jason

Jason can be a asshole at times but deep inside Jason is a loving person. Jason is an athletic boy with abs he loves football a lot. Jason is also a gylsist lots of girls like him but he likes only 3 and those girls will always be in his mind. If any girl gets him you will be a luck girl he’s the most loving boyfriend of them all and also trustworthy.

Jason the king

by Unique Mamés.x December 21, 2019