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japanese fire cracker 

When a male is performing anal sex on a female (specifically in the reverse cowgirl, or the missionary position) and the female proceeds to extricate feces in the midst of anal sex onto the males genitalia
Him: Hey babe you want to try the Japanese fire cracker?

Her: yeah sure I haven’t shat in 3 days let’s do this
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japanese hush puppy 

When a female takes a lemon puts it up her anus while she's having sex
It's insane that Kelly allergic to lemon I was going to do the Japanese hush puppy
japanese hush puppy by Shadow anus November 16, 2017

Japanese Papercut 

When one man cuts the eye of his penis open to enable another man to stick his dick in the hole
That guy's hardcore, I heard he'll even do the Japanese papercut if you pay him enough!
Japanese Papercut by Jumpy142 April 25, 2019

Japanese Sorka level 

Sorka level made a Japanese Mario Maker player.
A Japanese Sorka level wastes time for players that want to play a good level in Super Mario Maker.

Japanese teabag 

To commit suicide in a bath tub by cutting yourself deep enough and bleedout into the bath water. Japan having one of the highest suicide rate,and just as a teabag would in water.
Dang man, Hannah did the Japanese teabag yesterday...
Japanese teabag by Trindalien October 2, 2019

Japanese Squid Soup 

When you insert live squid into your vaginal cavity. Then you squeeze the squid to death inside your vaginal cavity so they become a pile of mush and ink. You lastly push the squished squid out of your vagina into a man’s mouth for consumption, which completes the Japanese Squid Soup.
I gave chris some Japanese Squid Soup last night and he dumped me.

Japanese Onions 

Round luscious objects, somewhat resembling other things that are round and luscious.
Casey: Hey Steve, check out my Japanese Onions.
Steve: Stop showing me yer melons