japanese uniform

Uniform that starts school sex.

That Japanese uniform made me a father.

by RiasGremory;) February 23, 2014

Japanese BananaBear

The legendary bear from Japan that only eats bananas. They migrate around world climbing trees, searching for bananas. They are often seen holding the Japanese flag. They usually have brown fur, and very adorable.

There's a Japanese BananaBear outside! He's climbing the tree, looking for bananas, we should pet him and give him a banana.

by JSKKSA November 24, 2021

japanese pincushion

A recently-shaved scrotum that has not been properly maintained. The resulting 'stubble' often causes discomfort and excessive abrasion of underwear.

Shaving your balls is a lifetime commitment....unless you want to suffer through the Japanese Pincushion.

by stopmakingsense July 23, 2014

Japanese Fountain

When you (accidentally or otherwise) catch your own semen in your mouth after busting a load.

Jimmy was masturbating vigorously the other day and gave himself a Japanese Fountain. Dude now has a new fetish.

by Dinrael May 17, 2015

Japanese Roulette

When you have six rice balls, five being filled with beef, the sixth being filled with shit. Which are put in a random order and each person picks a random rice ball. The loser eats a ball of shit.

Person 1: “Why those your mouth smell like shit!?”

Person 2: “JAPANESE ROULETTE!!”

by Roulette Master July 7, 2021

Being Japanese

When someone is being Japanese means they are fun person to be around whether in office, class or party who act like everything's going well and they're enjoying life to the fullest however in reality they're suffering from anxiety, depression or without a dream.

Friend 1: Hey, did you hear about, Sally?

Friend 2: Yean, really sad how it turned out. Who would have thought she was just being Japanese.

by Adven Quest August 27, 2021

japanese macaques

Some of the nicest people you will ever meet. They may look chill, but when the party starts, they’ll be the ones of the dance floor first. Try not to let them see your phone, as they like to look through your photos.

Japanese Macaques are damn chill.

by Dordobolong March 27, 2022