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Re-itch

To itch again
Stop scratching my arm, you're gonna re-itch it.
by Cloubaby March 15, 2017
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the cure for the itch

your bitch claims her crotch is on fire after cheating on you with a dog or a goat or some dude named rosco. anyway you decide to man up and lick that crab infested pussy clean much to her relief.
"my man is so good to me. i mean i cheat on him and he still gives me the cure for the itch."
by mascow July 26, 2016
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Boob itch

A nicer way of calling someone a bitch.
Boob itch back the fuck off.
by Shminkey, Polka-spots, Pimp October 12, 2008
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ass itch

An itching of the anus, usually caused by poor hygiene, sometimes the result of inferior toilet paper.
"I had to use the cheap single-ply toilet paper at work and now I have ass itch. "
by Baver April 24, 2014
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flab itch

The burning itch you get in your thighs after you go jogging. Usually caused by the constant flapping of your flab, hence the name "flab itch".

The more you jog, the less flab. The less flab, the less itch.
Guy: Dude, ahh, what the hell. My thighs itch like hell! It's all red, too!
Guy #2: You just went jogging right? Probably flab itch.
by illEATurHARTout May 26, 2005
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Beer Itch

The feeling you get when you have to have something cold and you know that a soda just won't do.
Hey man, I've got a beer itch. Throw me a cold one!
by Kruelt July 13, 2010
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red itch

Also known as "raw itch." This is a term for a scalp itch that is so persistent that it continues to itch even after you have managed to scrape your scalp raw.
Girl: "Maybe you should wash your hair."
Guy: "You're probably right. I had a terrible red itch today."
by erndre November 7, 2010
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