Get the Re-itch mug.your bitch claims her crotch is on fire after cheating on you with a dog or a goat or some dude named rosco. anyway you decide to man up and lick that crab infested pussy clean much to her relief.
by mascow July 26, 2016
Get the the cure for the itch mug.Related Words
itch • Itchy • Itchy and Scratchy • itchbay • ITCHY BROWN EYE • Itchy Scratchies • itchgasm • itching • itchy asshole • itchy beard
by Shminkey, Polka-spots, Pimp October 12, 2008
Get the Boob itch mug.An itching of the anus, usually caused by poor hygiene, sometimes the result of inferior toilet paper.
by Baver April 24, 2014
Get the ass itch mug.The burning itch you get in your thighs after you go jogging. Usually caused by the constant flapping of your flab, hence the name "flab itch".
The more you jog, the less flab. The less flab, the less itch.
The more you jog, the less flab. The less flab, the less itch.
Guy: Dude, ahh, what the hell. My thighs itch like hell! It's all red, too!
Guy #2: You just went jogging right? Probably flab itch.
Guy #2: You just went jogging right? Probably flab itch.
by illEATurHARTout May 26, 2005
Get the flab itch mug.by Kruelt July 13, 2010
Get the Beer Itch mug.Also known as "raw itch." This is a term for a scalp itch that is so persistent that it continues to itch even after you have managed to scrape your scalp raw.
Girl: "Maybe you should wash your hair."
Guy: "You're probably right. I had a terrible red itch today."
Guy: "You're probably right. I had a terrible red itch today."
by erndre November 7, 2010
Get the red itch mug.