what is dis

What is dis/what dis is slang for what is this. (Insert meme here)

What is dis? Dis teh Urban Dictionary.

by yetvanother random person May 12, 2021

mum died

When someone says something extremely funny and you can’t stop laughing so they say “mum died ” and then you instantly stop laughing.

Person 1:ahahahhahahahaha
Person 2:mum died
Person 1:*stops laughing immediately and pulls a straight face*

by Shut up blud November 7, 2019

DI fwas

An was to start an excuse but only used for masturbation.

Person 1:Why didn’t you do your homework?
Person 2:Di fwas but then went whacked my Willy instead.

by surgarnipps69 April 2, 2019

Di Cesare

Italian Policeman. Proud Policia member. Lovable Nonce.

PC Brent: "OI FRANK, YOU A DI CESARE YET?!"
Frank: "I'M WORKING ON IT BRENT!"
PC Brent: "WORK HARDER! AND GET RID OF THOSE BLOODY PINK BOOTS!"

by LivingstoneEubank November 13, 2019

dis-disease

People afflicted with this condition become pathologically obsessed with disrespect. They keep a detailed record of every past “dis” (real or imagined) and prayerfully page through a hateful little Naughty List each and every day.

If you wanna know what advanced dis-disease looks like, listen to that crazy meth-head Pennsatucky talk: “She disrespected me. Now, I’m gonna have to kill her.”

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 25, 2017

vacca di

this expression is used in Italian usually at the end of a sentence to like tell how you’re feeling about it. The meaning of the word changes based on the tone in which u say “vacca di”.

I have four exams on monday, vacca dii ( ugh )
I’m going on going to disneyland tomorrow vacca diii ( yei )
turns out my sister’s pregnant vacca di ( like whaaaaat )

by signora beppina May 1, 2021

di nada

Italian way of saying prego because Spanish learners connect everything wrong

Grazie
di nada

by spanishqueen August 27, 2020