instant hard on

to walk into a dance club and see a bunch of hot bitches; when you leave you tell your buddies that you got an instant hard on in front of your wife.

man, I just walked into the club and "instant hard on"

by Ziggy21 October 6, 2008

Instant Ramen

Having a woman on your shoulders, pick her up slightly and spin her around putting her vaginal area on your face, leaving no choice but to indulge in your quick meal.

Chris: Dude, this chick went on my shoulders, so guess what bro happened.

Greg: Instant Ramen?

Chris: Instant Ramen.

by EnragedJekyll March 1, 2016

instant karma

A song that John Lennon released right before he was shot and killed.see irony

I don't believe in Karma but if you do then don't release a song like Instant Karma cause IT WILL GET YOU!

by Cobain/Nirvana....cosmic irony! - LOL ! December 26, 2003

Intan

💩

I forgot to flush my intan

by Sulid April 29, 2020

instant baby

the perfect baby, all the fun, practically none of the poop. virtually unlimited attention span! cute as a frigging button. matches most decors!

Girl 1: i dont want to pop out any creatures out of my twat
Girl 2: you dont have to, there is always an instant baby!

by cow September 4, 2003

instant expert

Somebody who does an internet search on a word, a religion, a person, etc., on Wikipedia and a few other sites at the top of the Google list and decides they know everything the need to in order to win their argument.

Person one: "Who, Jason just blistered me with his list of who are the best and worst American Presidents."

Person two: "Yesterday, he didn't know anything about them."

Person one: "Yeah, well, today, he's become an instant expert.

by Astor G. February 20, 2008

Swiss Miss Instant Chocolate

The act of farting or shitting on your partners face while tea bagging them.

I was tea bagging my girlfriend last night. I thought it would be funny to fart so I gave a hard push, but I sharted and gave her a Swiss Miss Instant Chocolate!

by swissmiss_redditor December 12, 2012