Cabbage Facepunch

When you are fucking at mach 10 and slip into her ass by accident , she turns around and flips out so you punch her in the face.

Man i totally cabbage facepunched my ex last night.

by Sawatis February 16, 2019

Spunky Cabbage

A cabbage that has been spunked (cumed on) and then you serve it to your family for tea.

I spunked all over our families Christmas cabbage and made a Spunky Cabbage

by SpunkyCabbage8==D--O: July 01, 2012

cabbage

a zombie

by yo momma says shot yo bitch ass up! September 28, 2003

cabbage cock

used to name someone who has made no sense whatsoever.

because Cabbage has nothing to do with it, and DICK is what they just made of their selves

Scott, eEE-zzzz on the sleep talking you cabbage cock

by Rym4ng July 29, 2008

Grabbage of the Cabbage

To gain the privilage of grabbing a female's breasts.

Maybe if your lucky Emily will give you some grabbage of the cabbage!

by Danny Paps October 08, 2003

rice and cabbage

Food that a black girl eats to make her butt get bigger; or soul food in general

Dang Maya, you be eatin your rice and cabbage right?.

by Nikki02 November 08, 2015

Cabbage Bus

A form of local authority funded transportation that whisks the mentally challenged off to a magical world of group rehabilition, medicine and whacking off in public.

Mummy, the retards are whacking off on that Cabbage Bus.

by Gavyn September 07, 2004