retard silence

When you are sat in a call with friends laughing about something and every thing suddenly goes silent

Retard 1 : "why did everyone stop talking?"
Retard 2 : "we are in retard silence"

by February 23, 2021

Silence battle

A battle of silence, if one forgets, they lose

P1 : Let's do a silence battle
P2 : ...
P1 : ...
P2 : ...
P1 : ...
P2 : ...
P1 : ...
P2 : ...
P1 : ...
P2 : ...
P1 : ...
*4 minutes later*
P1 : You forgot, i win

by wwwll January 02, 2020

The Silence Estrous Gator

A dick that's 6.85 inches. With a diameter of 2.17 inches. It's ability is about 35% and it's shaft curve is 21 degrees. While the shaft angle is -16 degrees. The glans angle is -8 degrees. Shaft expansion rate is 96% and Glans expansion rate is 100%. This dick is good. Average size, but still good overall. A really hot guy probably has a dick like this. Or not, who knows? Not me.

"That guy's got the silence estrous gator in his pants, I swear!"

by socalledintellectual January 31, 2024

The Silence Estrous Gator

A dick that's 6.85 inches. With a diameter of 2.17 inches. It's ability is about 35% and it's shaft curve is 21 degrees. While the shaft angle is -16 degrees. The glans angle is -8 degrees. Shaft expansion rate is 96% and Glans expansion rate is 100%. This dick is good. Average size, but still good overall. A really hot guy probably has a dick like this. Or not, who knows? Not me.

"That guy's got the silence estrous gator in his pants, I swear!"

by socalledintellectual January 31, 2024

The Silence Estrous Gator

A dick that's 6.85 inches. With a diameter of 2.17 inches. It's ability is about 35% and it's shaft curve is 21 degrees. While the shaft angle is -16 degrees. The glans angle is -8 degrees. Shaft expansion rate is 96% and Glans expansion rate is 100%. This dick is good. Average size, but still good overall. A really hot guy probably has a dick like this. Or not, who knows? Not me.

"That guy's got the silence estrous gator in his pants, I swear!"

by socalledintellectual January 31, 2024

The fat silence

That awkward moment in which everything has become quiet because a friend has admitted to being fat. You don't want to lie but you dont want to be mean leaving you with the silence.

Rodney: Dude, the other day patricia left me with the fat silence

Andy: ouch man

by BeijingMo May 12, 2010

Triangle of Silence

When your trying to rub one out, you dont' want anyone to know.
While in bed with a comforter on you, make a triangle with both your legs, making a prism of silence to pleasure yourself.

Hov and Atomica were around in my room last night, I while I wanted to rub one out, lucky I was in the triangle of silence, they had no idea.

by mattysdruid May 22, 2020