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intensive porpoises

1) malapropism for 'intents and purposes'

2) seriously determined and focused aquatic mammals, dangerous to sharks
For all intensive porpoises, whiskey and vodka will both mess you up in a similar manner if you drink enough
by ichi_san May 2, 2012
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Intense

Like camping! Or the circus.

Also refers to something with a high level of intenseness.
Camping is intense.
by OisinG March 11, 2008
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Intendency

Not a real word. Made up by someone leaving a definition for the word 'john' on urbandictionary.com
Person A: It says he has the "intendency to be moody," what the heck does that mean?

Person B: I think they meant TENDENCY -- intendency is not a real word.
by Strunk & White February 5, 2010
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Intense Peck

A kiss that is not just a touching of lips but not a full on make out, usually involving some tongue and lasting 10-25 seconds
Also known as IP or I.P.
Person 1: Hey I heard those two made out at the hotel last night
Person 2: Nah it was more an intense peck
by Nicholas Serro August 14, 2008
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intentional false estimate

A charge that is not yet a criminal offense, but should be. Deliberately mis-stating how long something will take, how much it will cost, or how difficult it will be.

Originated by Larry Miller and Colonel Jeff Fox.
Tim: It's real close, an easy 5-10 minutes hike.
David (after a 30 minute hike straight up the side of a mountain): That wasn't 10 minutes!
Tim: I knew if I told you the truth, you wouldn't do it.
David: That's an intentional false estimate. You should be in jail, asshole.

Her: We just have to stop in at the party and say "hi". 30 minutes tops.
Him (2 hours later): 30 minutes!? 30 minutes?! Intentional false estimate!
Her: Just like, "the game will be over in 5 minutes?"
by Evadgib December 15, 2011
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intensiview

An intense interview.

As made up by AmazingPhil and Danisnotonfire from the Christmas Day Radio Show on BBC Radio 1
Phil: It's time for the Intensiview!
by kennydude December 28, 2011
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Intense fuckery

Having anal sex intensly, or having hardcore sex. Sex so hard that you will get a rash on your dick, or your dildo will start melting, usually causes space and time to rupture.
My wife and I had some intense fuckery last night. It melted my dick right off
by Mewmewwillkillu August 31, 2016
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